Kaden

The dude who gets suspended for three days for jacking off in the band room and getting caught in the act in a dark and fuzzy corner by the opposite sex

Kaden is a mad man.

by Greyarctic September 3, 2016

Keaden

A scrub who plays Fortnite all the time but has one win and its squads and got carried.

"Did you hear about that Keaden?" "Yeah Keadens suck at Fortnite"

by Allen_beast125 May 11, 2018

Kaden

Tall dirty blond blue eyes and has a great penis size and is dating the hottest girl in school loves sports favorite color is camo and is very popular for a small town country boy

Kaden was great in bed last night but he didn't take his boots off

by I know all about it June 12, 2016

Kaden

God.

Kaden is literally god.

by Kaden is god October 18, 2019

kaden

a dumb ass bitch who is stupid

I saw Kaden yesterday and I hated him

by bostonbobby December 3, 2019

Kaden Thompson

A dude that made viral Vines in the early years of the application. Capped at 500,000 followers. Now the name meanes tool.

Kyle is a tool, like, Kaden Thompson level.

by RIPVINE222 January 15, 2019

Kaden R.

The guy with the dog. It would be really funny if it got ran over.

Hey that’s Kaden R. His dog got run over.

by Illegal Water Dealer #1 March 19, 2019