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buying kitkats

Actually means to fuck (Have sex with) someone
Do I have your consent to buying Kitkats?
by SomeoneEvenMoreRandom July 3, 2017
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Salty KitKat

When you are so erect you are harder than a stale KitKat
Did you see George's Salty KitKat
No but i heard it was huge
How embarrassing imagine being that hard
by Degeneracy's peak May 22, 2021
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Dirty Kitkat

A sexual act performed by two men, particularly when military uniform is involved.

Guy 1: on all fours, arching his back like a freaked out cat.

Guy 2: inserts four fingers into the exposed anus in a robust manner, becoming increasingly rough.

Guy 1: makes angry cat noises.

Guy 2: continues until all four fingers are smashed to bits.

Guy 1: cums into his badly made cup of tea.
"Hey Mark, you've been so naughty today. You're going to get a dirty kitkat when you get home"
by ThrobberJez March 3, 2025
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Four Finger KitKat

A (hopefully) sexual foreplay activity involving insertion of four digits on one hand into the anticipatory anus of someone partaking in erotic behaviour.
“Sid was reet horny for a good bangin so Bernard got him going with the old four finger kitkat”
by awesomechappie November 6, 2019
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