kipper cap

A nutritious, sweet, and tasty treat. Usually taken for breaks and goes well with anything else that's sweet like a honey bun or a kit cat. Normally abbreviated as a kipcap.

Girl: My head hurts so bad, something is definitely wrong

Dude: Hey c'mon you deserve a break, have a kipper cap.

Girl: Just what I need :D! I knew I was missing something.

by infrontofyou!!!1 January 23, 2011

kippt

When, despite promotion by Twitter, your responsive design website is not responsive.

OMG my new mobile and up website is kippt!

by Mr Bood May 8, 2012

Adam kipp

The coolest most handsome tough talented sweet beard having guy in the world.

Adam kipp walked across the room, and slapped the older hooker in the face with a pancake.

by Thepeachjuicer January 14, 2018

burst like a kipper

Post coital state of a lady having engaged in a vigourous encounter with a gentleman of some proportion

Agnes: Awrite Senga, how did ye get oan wi' Boabie last night?

Senga: Aye, fine... Bit aff mer than ah could chew like. Ah'm burst like a kipper so ah am!

Agnes: Ya durty bint. Well played.

by 429qa May 23, 2008

Kipper Conundrum

A phase in a girls life where she believes that she could be a lesbian.

Lindsay Lohan is currently in a Kipper Conundrum.

by Wildwood Days October 8, 2008

kipper feast

A culinary treat, involving a fishy delicacy, usually served split wide open, with the flesh upwards.

Steve lowered his head back between Lorraine's legs and resumed his kipper feast.

by Belvoir Castle January 15, 2009

Kippered

An act of sabotage, commonly as a practical joke and mischievous rather than malicious in nature. Originating from the practice of placing a kipper in a hot place such as, a car's exhaust manifold to create a bad smell.

"I bet John will be half way up the M1 before he realises he's been kippered".

by Purley Squire September 5, 2013