Kippers

Slimy fish in Scotland and Boris Johnson wants to marry one because he brought one to a conference.

Hello kipper who do you simp for
Boris Johnson kippers kippers and e

by Summer-E January 14, 2021

Kipper Tickler

A item person or thing.. that can tickle or cause pleasure to a females vaginal area. AKA the flange :)

A tongue is a kipper tickler.

"I tickled her kipper with my tongue"

by Neil Down Syndrome October 11, 2008

2 kippers and a cockle

A lady's private parts

Id like to have a go on your 2 kippers and a cockle

by anonymous February 13, 2025

Nerk off kipper

To tell an unsavoury person to go away. To ask for space from someone giving you the heebie jeebies.

I told that man "Nerk off kipper" until he went away

by Kipper69nice March 26, 2024

Hairy Kipper

To have a hairy kipper is to be extremely agitated, angry and worked up about an issue. Similar to being triggered.

Friend 1 - "Can I stay over at your house tonight?"

Friend 2 - "Don't think so mate, my mum would throw a hairy kipper."

OR

"Someone asked my mum to do a painting for them and she had a hairy kipper"

by TheHairyKipper May 31, 2021

Flick the kipper

Meaning the flicking of the clit. Especially one which has not been washed for some time this smelling like a freshly caught kipper.

Albie went to flick the kipper when he had drunk many beers. He soon regretted it when he sobered up.

by Okayfreyday May 28, 2015

Stone Kippered

When one partakes in the smoking of cannabis and becomes stoned or monged to the extent of not being able to move. Once this state is achieved, the smoking session is concluded and usually followed by sleeping (also known as 'kipping'), hence, 'kippered.'

'Dude! I've had 10 bongs and 4 spliffs... I think i'm stone kippered! I'm going for a bit of a kip.'

by El Poogo February 12, 2009