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2 kippers and a cockle

A lady's private parts
Id like to have a go on your 2 kippers and a cockle
by anonymous February 13, 2025
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Flick the kipper

Meaning the flicking of the clit. Especially one which has not been washed for some time this smelling like a freshly caught kipper.
Albie went to flick the kipper when he had drunk many beers. He soon regretted it when he sobered up.
by Okayfreyday May 28, 2015
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kipper spank

a spank on the buttock with a disabled fish
the other day I was misbehaving at school and my maths teacher gave me a good old kipper spank
by totallygaymaddy July 10, 2018
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Hairy Kipper

To have a hairy kipper is to be extremely agitated, angry and worked up about an issue. Similar to being triggered.
Friend 1 - "Can I stay over at your house tonight?"

Friend 2 - "Don't think so mate, my mum would throw a hairy kipper."

OR

"Someone asked my mum to do a painting for them and she had a hairy kipper"
by TheHairyKipper May 31, 2021
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Kippered

Marc was kippered by Gary today
by BigBoy200 October 23, 2019
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Kipper

K.I.P.P.E.R.S.

Kid In Parent’s Pocket Eroding Retirement Savings

Or Kipper for referring to 1 person
Kippers are in their mid to late 20’s still living at home with their parents with no job. It doesn’t matter if they want to go to college/school they are still sucking the financial tit of their parents for (food, phone, car insurance/repairs) so if they’re unemployed in their 20’s they are a KIPPER.
A group of them are KIPPER’S.
“You see Nate on Snapchat last night smoking a blunt on his back porch? Yeah, same smoke spot since high school dog; what a KIPPER”

“Yo John you still livin at home bruh? Stop being such a KIPPER and get a job

“Alright Kipper it was good talking to you, say hi to Mrs H for me aight?”
by I Yung Puck November 18, 2025
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Hunt the Kipper

Hunt the Kipper is part of the trio of party games namely Hide the Salami and Shove Piggy Shove.
Usually uttered at suburban dinner parties post drinks, one of the more drunk males may suggest a game of “Hunt the Kipper” where a blindfolded male may engage in this form of olfactory “hide and seek” seeking out the smelliest fanny in the vicinity.
by Dry Dock D. February 6, 2024
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