by liaaaaaaaaam August 20, 2009
Get the Kippered itmug. by Fezzbomb December 18, 2017
Get the smoked kippermug. To have a hairy kipper is to be extremely agitated, angry and worked up about an issue. Similar to being triggered.
Friend 1 - "Can I stay over at your house tonight?"
Friend 2 - "Don't think so mate, my mum would throw a hairy kipper."
OR
"Someone asked my mum to do a painting for them and she had a hairy kipper"
Friend 2 - "Don't think so mate, my mum would throw a hairy kipper."
OR
"Someone asked my mum to do a painting for them and she had a hairy kipper"
by TheHairyKipper May 31, 2021
Get the Hairy Kippermug. by totallygaymaddy July 10, 2018
Get the kipper spankmug. Usually uttered at suburban dinner parties post drinks, one of the more drunk males may suggest a game of “Hunt the Kipper” where a blindfolded male may engage in this form of olfactory “hide and seek” seeking out the smelliest fanny in the vicinity.
by Dry Dock D.  February 6, 2024
Get the Hunt the Kippermug. Bloke 1: how come you got thrown out the club mate?
Bloke 2: *grunts*
Bloke 3: yeah he got caught in the toilets with some bird kipper-dipping him...
Bloke 2: *grunts*
Bloke 3: yeah he got caught in the toilets with some bird kipper-dipping him...
by xpikeyx April 28, 2010
Get the kipper-dippingmug. When one partakes in the smoking of cannabis and becomes stoned or monged to the extent of not being able to move.  Once this state is achieved, the smoking session is concluded and usually followed by sleeping (also known as 'kipping'), hence, 'kippered.'
'Dude!  I've had 10 bongs and 4 spliffs... I think i'm stone kippered!  I'm going for a bit of a kip.'
by El Poogo February 12, 2009
Get the Stone Kipperedmug.