it's simple: kill the batman

the solution to all of life's problems.

Person 1: "How do I get girls to like me?"
Person 2: "it's simple: kill the batman."

by Inco33 October 18, 2008

kill some shit

An activity or phenomena that many young males go out of their way to achieve in order to obtain emotional equilibrium and relieve either boredom or sadness. It is often achieved through the use of video games such as "Call of Duty" since the physical act of killing someone or something is often frowned upon. The act of "killing some shit" may also be used therapeutically.

He just got dumped, he must feel terrible. He should go and kill some shit that will make him feel better.

by donotdoit October 27, 2010

I Can't Kill Myself

A term Nigerians often use to justify their tiredness or hesitance to do more than they have already done. A phrase that has become a handy excuse for lazy people.

The phrase however, is the first portion of the refrain in a famous song by Timaya with the same name. The song insidiously grows on you, crawls into your ears and lays musical eggs in your brain.

Amaka: Seyi, will you attend tomorrow's meeting?
Seyi: No, i won't. I can't kill myself.

by Grumpy Ned January 4, 2020

/kill @e

/kill @e = kill all entities. congrats you killed us all.

person 1: what is the meaning of life?
person 2: /kill @e

by squabbles November 28, 2019

Road Kill Skunk

A Specific Type of Marijuana defined by its over powering smell, similar to that of a skunk hit by a car. Also known as RKS or R.K.S.

This is the best road kill skunk i've ever smoked

by AS IF U NEED January 8, 2009

I kill myself

An expression/idiom for when one is overly amused with ones own humor.

Zeus: "Hades, you should take it easy or you'll work yourself to death. Hahaha, get it? To death! Haha, I kill myself."

Comedian: "Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. Haha, I kill myself sometimes."

by chausies July 10, 2021

i could kill for a

i would kill somebody or something for this item because i’m so desperate

i could kill for a milkshake right not

by mmmmmmmmggggggggg February 12, 2018