kernalize

The act of taking advantage of someone while they are under the influence.

Hey, did you kernalize her last night? Err yup. Dort

by Dabbin Lynn April 14, 2007

Killer Kernel

The shit thats left in your teeth after you eat some pop corn. Usually resulting with your finger fighting to get them out of your mouth. If you have braces it blows even more and will occasionally ruin your night.

Tom: Hey Jeremy what are you doing?!
Jeremy: I'm trying to get this fucking killer kernel out of my mouth!

by Get swole guy July 12, 2011

The kernan

When a dude comes in 15 minutes late to work because he was tucking his penis in.

"Ryan, why were you late to work?" "Oh, I was working on the Kernan" "SWEET!!!"

by TDizzo October 18, 2008

Kernelingus

The act of eating out your lover while enjoying corn (either on or off the cob)

I had to stop performing Kernelingus so I could clean out my teeth.

by ChrisB133 March 28, 2015

cunt-kernel

1) A piece of unidentified material found inside a vagina

2) An insult used toward close friends and against arch nemeses

Don't borrow my car without asking, you cunt-kernel!

by greyhound_2010 August 26, 2010

kernel panic

The emotional distress and sticker shock experienced when purchasing popcorn, especially at movie theaters.

While purchasing a medium tub of popcorn at his local movie theater, Bart was so surprised at the $7.00 price tag that he had a total kernel panic.

by Nicholas Arnold August 5, 2008

Kernalz

Kernalz- A group of nocturnal animals existing in the same habitat who choose to co-exist during night, hunting on diurnal animals and generally staying out of each other’s way. Specifically while foraging and hunting during the night.

I wouldnt stay at that campsite a second night after hearing the array of Kernalz seemingly stalking me from all sides.

Our sweet little bunny , “Fluffy” escaped last night. I’m sad to say she didn’t stand a chance against the Nocturnal Kernalz that awaited her .

by Billidox August 18, 2019