what a kerns

an insult used to describe something outrageous

"what a kerns move"
"omg what a kerns"

by ricky gg October 26, 2007

kerned out

completely relaxed, spaced out.

I am so kerned out right now, I don't even wanna move.

by duncan October 11, 2003

Kernish

To mumble or spaz words so nobody else can understand them.

Did you understand that guy? No I don't speak Kernish.

by crazytwo October 14, 2011

Kernel Sanders

After eating sweet corn on the cobb along with The Colonel's original recipe you likely will drop a Kernel Sanders in the "toitie" the next morning.

Dudes! I had a Kernel Sanders this morning - can't wait to send u a picture of it!

by MR Nipple June 19, 2014

kernel panic

it's similar to micro$hit winblows Blue Screen Of Death

You never forget your first kernel panic.

by lunatux June 22, 2006

Cream Kernel

A stray bit of semen that gets dried up in your beard after you sling a batch, similar to a dingleberry.

I can't believe I didn't notice the patch of cream kernels on my chin before I went out. Boy was I embarrassed when my friend said it looks like I had a dandelion on my face.

by JimmyAndBen January 18, 2009

Kernel K-Face

A veteran of ketamine.

A person who rivals a dyson when hoovering up powder.

Someone who is similar to an elephant with respect to the kill dose of tranquillisers.

1. "Mother of god... Kernel K-Face is still conscious, that boy is a trooper."

2. "Today... Kernel K-Face was awarded the medal of honour for his bravery in the field of killing brain cells."

by The Crimson Adder May 11, 2010