Full kermit

When you laugh so hard you start shaking like Kermit the Frog

Bryan laughed so hard he went Full Kermit

by Ric Spade November 12, 2020

Frosty Kermit

When you fart into an unfrozen Icecube tray leaving the water to freeze trapping the fart bubbles inside the ice cubes once frozen.

Hey what are you doing in the freezer,
A frosty Kermit darling... what else

by Kermit.P.frostinghouser January 12, 2022

Dirty Kermit

The act of having sex with a women in her tracheotomy hole. In this context, the tracheotomy was due to long term smoking, hence the frog (deep raspy voice) like moans that come from the act.

"Dude, you Sherri down the street? I totally gave her the dirty kermit last night."

by anoni-moose June 23, 2007

kermit sewercide

‘commit suicide’ but in a joking matter. created by @pjmthelast on twitter in her vmin anon au.

“time to kermit sewercide!”

by mintyjjk May 7, 2018

Kermit Weeks

Doing a "Kermit Weeks" is having sex with a fat girl.

Bob is off to do the kermit weeks with his coworker Sally

by Exaterrestrial December 16, 2012

Kermit Hat

A very epic hat.

Noob: Wow Jair that is a very epic hat!

Jair: No shit... it's a Kermit Hat.

by Jairsarus rex January 16, 2011

Kermit suicide

Yeet yeet

I'm gonna Kermit suicide!

by Sarah deAvacado April 23, 2019