Kellan

A rakishly handsome, powerful man, with an astonishingly large penis. Known for his exceptional power over women and ability to make a girl wet using only his eyes.

Girl 1: Oh shit there's Kellan! Every time I see him my fanny tingles.
Girl 2: OMG same! He makes me so wet. I think hes coming over!
Kellan: Alright ladies, fancy an elite threesome?

Girl 1 and 2: YES. THANK YOU KELLAN

by FuckboyKellan May 23, 2017

Hilary Keller

A gorgeous model that takes gothic pictures.

Damn did you see the new pictures of Hilary Keller online?

by Death_From_Above October 23, 2008

Kellerpedia

A game in which the player starts on the Helen Keller page on Wikipedia, then closes his or her eyes (ear coverings optional), and clicks blindly for one to five minutes, randomly navigating through Wikipedia by way of the internal links.

Man, I started Kellerpedia like a minute ago and now I know that 'chun fuji' is mandarin slang for a bad haircut!

by c0de_RED February 23, 2009

Kelley Armstrong

Kelley Armstrong is a Canadian author, primarily of fantasy works. She has published twelve fantasy novels to date, most set in the world of Women of the Otherworld series, one crime fiction novel, and the Darkest Powers Trilogy. Armstrong has confirmed contracts with her American, British and Canadian publishers for novels seven through ten in this series.

The novels:

Bitten (2001)

Stolen (2002)

Dime Store Magic (2004)

Industrial Magic (2004)

Haunted (2005)

Broken (2006)

No Humans Involved (2007)

Personal Demon (2008)

Living with the Dead (2008)

Frostbitten (2009)

dude i love Kelley Armstrong! She's da best!

by mmLeeLee September 16, 2009

Kellen

The nicest best people you will ever meet are kellens. There are complately hilarious on the outside and the inside, but hide a sensitive loving nature. Kellens love sports and their friends and family. They may seem a little strange at first, but are really cool actually. If you are dating a kellen, you are super lucky. Kellens have really soft faces with exciting eyes.

Girl 1: look its kellen!

Girl 2: he is so funny

Girl 3: his girlfriend is so lucky

by LaDiDa314 March 30, 2010

Helen Keller 64

A person or persons in an online multiplayer match (usually team-oriented) who do not have a microphone or chat function enabled.

"Seriously, since you never talk to us online the rest of us call you Helen Keller 64."

by helenkeller64 September 9, 2011

kellea

kellea has a heart of gold and a million watt smile. she's trendy and eclectic, and you cant leave her alone with a pair of scissors lest she come out with a new haircut. she likes to laugh and sing even if no one wants to hear it. she'll help you out when in a jam and will even let you nuzzle into her tiny breasts if you ask nicely.

whoo-wee, i got me some wild grown kellea--none of that farm-raised shit.

by joy velvet February 2, 2010