Helen Keller suprize

It is when you are having sex with a girl missionary style and you punch her in the eyes, (so she can't see) smack her in the ears (so she can't hear), than karate chop her in the throat (so she can't talk)

The best thing happened last night.
What Happened?
I banged Jenna and gave her the Helen Keller Suprize! Then i broke up with her.
Damn talk about great breaking up sex.

by Sig chi jizzed in your moms ey September 4, 2011

The Helen Keller

When someone doesn't talk but uses their body to show what they want. To let one's body do the talking or to dance.

Song: Shush girl, shut your mouth. Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips.

by Jizz-nelle February 12, 2009

Kellam

When you lay a huge fart when seated on a wooden chair/leather couch that has no escape and shoots back up your sphincter as hard as you let it out.

"Holy crap dude you just Kellam'd that chair so hard my feet rumbled!"
"Man i just laid a huge Kellam! My ass is on fire now haha!"

by Iamnotahore123 December 16, 2011

Helen Keller routine

To totally ignore someone by pretending you are deaf, dumb, and blind.

My boss called me into the office to chew me out, but I gave him the Helen Keller routine.

by Libertine October 3, 2005

Kellan

Kellan

The love of my life, Kellan. and i care about them so much they deserve the world

by Loney_Dan December 2, 2018

Joe Keller

The art of taking an alcoholic drink, usually a beer, and passing it from person to person till the drink is finished. Derived from the Wisconsinite named Joe Keller who was taking a lunch break from working in the hay fields with a couple of friends and realized they're was more friends than beers in the cooler. In a brilliant motion, Joe Keller took each beer one-by-one and passed it around his circle of friends so that each person had the same amount of beer. So next time your drinking, find a friend, and Joe Keller that drink with them, because sharing is caring, especially when getting fucked up.

Dude come over here right now and Joe Keller this beer with me!!

by griepaliep December 19, 2010

kelkar

The rear end of a gay elphant after it had butt sex with an old lady.

"Wow, you look like dem kelkar."

by mr. folic August 12, 2009