beer keg

Someone who exceptionally large, but has thin legs, looks like a beer keg on legs

look at her the fuckin beer keg

by Gazster September 1, 2006

keg-leg

The act of duct-taping an empty beer keg to your left leg and walking around with it. You need something to do with that empty keg. And when people ask why you have a keg strapped to your leg answer with, "Arrrr, they was out of pegs."

"I'm bored and the beers gone. Time for some keg-legs"

by sbdrinker2009 May 17, 2006

keg stand

A handstand on a keg. The act of guzzling alchohol in an inverted position in massive quantities, with onlookers cheering.

That recockulous mofo just did a craptacular kegstand.

by Batman April 12, 2002

Whole Keg

same as Beer Gut. made as a comment from a person with a beer gut to a person with a six pack abs, as a comparison saying that what they have is better.

why in the world would you want a six-pack, when you can have the whole keg?

by oorah-cheeto August 28, 2010

Keg Boss

keg Boss is when you do your girl from behind and she agrees to anal then you shove a beer can in her ass and yell out that's why they call me keg Boss

Keg Boss When your meat is larger than expected Keg Bos

by Big D keg January 11, 2019

Keg Nectar

Beer. Sweet, delicious beer.

Stockton: "Ey, Wes! Down to drink this keg nectar until we pass out in pools of our own vomit and urine?"
Wes: "Yee-haw!"

by Roach UVa December 16, 2008

De-Kegging

De-Kegging, The removal of the pants and underwear in one swift movement by a third party.

This practice was brought about in British Prisons, Boarding Schools and Borstals around the 1970's, this involves a person sneaking up behind another person (Typically boys) and grabbing their pants waistline.

This is followed by a swift downwards pull taking the victims pants and underwear to their ankles.

Masked as a way to humiliate the person publicly, this is actually a homosexual based act which allows the first person to see the victims penis & size whilst playing the "i did it for a laugh" card, thus covering the first persons intended sexuality.

Jason "Humiliated" by De-Kegging him in front of everyone.

by service101 February 23, 2019