cat-kicker

1. A less vulgar term for kicking a girl straight in the twat.
2. An animal abuser.

I cat-kicked a feminazi straight in the twat today.

by Kuroko July 23, 2004

tire kicker

A derogatory term used by salespeople and service providers for the educated consumer who carefully considers his or her options before deciding whether to purchase a product or service and who is not necessarily committed, at the beginning of the process, to purchasing anything at all

This tire kicker hired me to help him buy a house and just kept finding problems with every place I showed him. "This place costs twice as much as I'm willing to pay." "The roof of that place is about to cave in." What's this guy's problem?

by EP1979 June 14, 2011

Squad Kicker

One who squad kicks, EMT asshole wacker. See "Squad Kick."

Hey, squad kicker, you wanna stop that shit?

by Last Shot Caller January 15, 2008

dog kicker

A situation that is frustrating enough to kick one's dog

Steve: I can't believe i just got ganked again!

Bill: Thats a real dog kicker!

by Swiftndeadly January 3, 2008

The real kick a ginger kicker day

Since the non-gingers have rescheduled their attack, we must as well! Kick a ginger kicker day is on October 22nd

Hey did you hear that he kicked a ginger? It’s the real kick a ginger kicker day! Get him boys!

by JackGoff69 October 16, 2019

shit-kicker

A derogatory term that people from large urban metropolitan areas use to describe someone from a rual area or farm.

KeShawn: Hey man, did you see that Shit-Kicker today at the mall wearing a cowboy hat and those tight-ass Wrangler jeans in the Starbucks?

LaDanian: Yeah, that country Mo-Fo probably had a horse outside tied to a bus stop waiting on him.

by HuskyMiller January 12, 2007

kicker dog

Any dog roughly the size of a football, such as a Chihauhua or Yorkshire Terrier.

I went to her house and she had three squirrely kicker dogs running around in the living room.

by octopod October 29, 2006