Joustin

Transitive and intransitive verb to offer to participate in sexual activities with somebody in return for money or juice. Done mostly in Korea with filipino girls ages 16-60.

Tim took his Skyline to the main gate to participate in some serious Joustin!

by Bravo Charlie April 29, 2009

Boner Jousting

when two dudes get big boners then run at each other and try to spear one another. possibly considered a gay act but would be hardcore to see either ways. the first to draw blood or break the other dudes boner in half wins. a case of the limp dick will result in a disqualification

pat smith - "so i was really bored with my brother and we decided to have a session of boner jousting"

bennett - "sweet who won?"

pat- "my bro he had way more reach and slammed my face with his dick and broke my nose"

by hootn July 22, 2008

Jousting

The polite way of describing what happens when two gay bears (humans) meet in the locker room or at the gym. Also colloquially referred as sword fighting or cock fighting. Very common amongst male ICU/ER nurses.

Weight Lifter 1: Dude, did you see what happened when those two big dudes Lance and Chris met in the locker room after a long, hard workout? No pun intended.

Weight Lifter 2: Yeah dude, it's called jousting and it happens all the time in the ER.

by Tosser of Salads June 22, 2017

Jousting

As your hitting it from the back, reach around and pull back your testicles, creating a fully extended boner, and joust your way to victory.

I had to start jousting that girl last night, my regular boner wasn't doing the trick.

by RawDiggitty February 4, 2010

Joust

Verb- To Joust:
a.To screw someone over.
b.To overdo something.
c.To want something really bad.

"Dog you really jousted me on that dub sack, It was like a bowl and a half at best"

"Your two hours late, why'd you joust me like that?"

by Highena April 8, 2009

Wang Jousting

Jousting with ones wang.

I wang joust you for your cookie.

by Jesus July 12, 2004

Jousting

Sex while standing up. The man runs as fast as he can before penetrating the women, using his penis like a lance. The women can run from the opposite direction but this is optional.

"The wife let me try jousting her last night"
"Be careful man, that can cause internal bleeding"

by Napolean Bonapert April 20, 2013