by horny filipino man February 23, 2010
Handsomest Guy Ever who has fucked probably every girl including your mom he packs a solid ruler long dong he will definitely have you in a wheelchair by the time he is done with you
by Godlike May 24, 2018
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by JohnBravo69 March 13, 2017
Jose is the type of guy who is dark violent but so strange he meets new people constantly and helps people out alot. Jose can be selfish but Always there for you no matter what. Hes loyal and deep hes like a puzzle piece that never fits but u still keep it anyways.
by Random student 69 October 27, 2016
super chill and funny guy. good looking but still confusing as fuck. will end up with a girl named alexandra
by hosejose July 02, 2018
Jose is a person you can fall in love with less than three seconds. Jose is a person who you can go to and talk to them and they will understand what you are trying to tell him. Jose is a boy who can make you cry one minute then make you laugh the next. If you find a Jose, keep him, he's perfect, trust me, you will not want to lose him.
Girl; Is that the new kid?
Girl2; Yeah, his name is Jose, he's so fucking hot ;).
Jose; Hey! I heard that;)!
Girl2; Yeah, his name is Jose, he's so fucking hot ;).
Jose; Hey! I heard that;)!
by HotieMuch;) January 17, 2020