Making up an event , person or place to sound cool.Inevitably it ends up in ridicule and the event is then denied as "fabrication".
Some examples of Jonesing:
"I have a three year old daughter"
"I had sex with two girls in a washroom"
"I had sex with four girls in one night in sixteen positions"
"I have a three year old daughter"
"I had sex with two girls in a washroom"
"I had sex with four girls in one night in sixteen positions"
by :FI:Skipper July 30, 2008
Get the Jonesing mug.to basically bluster round and round on a topic never moving it forward but spinning your wheels in the process
by Izzy and Mike April 23, 2019
Get the Jonnering mug.Kim Jong can't even fire his nulear weapons far enough to hit the U.S.
John was jonging us when he said his pet tiger would eat us.
John was jonging us when he said his pet tiger would eat us.
by sarah gold April 5, 2013
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Get the Joekering mug.When you're fingering your partner in one of their respective holes and something goes terribly wrong, such as broken fingers, or tears in certain places.
"Man, everything was going well until the fingering turned into fongering. She's making me pay her medical bills."
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