Jonesing

Making up an event , person or place to sound cool.Inevitably it ends up in ridicule and the event is then denied as "fabrication".

Some examples of Jonesing:

"I have a three year old daughter"

"I had sex with two girls in a washroom"

"I had sex with four girls in one night in sixteen positions"

by :FI:Skipper July 30, 2008

Jonnering

to basically bluster round and round on a topic never moving it forward but spinning your wheels in the process

look Jon and Donna this sitaution isn't moving you are now just Jonnering around the topic

by Izzy and Mike April 23, 2019

Jonging

Threatening someone with something that cannot be carried through with

Kim Jong can't even fire his nulear weapons far enough to hit the U.S.

John was jonging us when he said his pet tiger would eat us.

by sarah gold April 5, 2013

jonening

To act or say something that portrays you as a stupid person, act like you have no brain, or like your head is in your ass.

Person 1: Dude stop jonening, it's getting annoying.
Person 2: Sorry bro I just can't help it

by Bruhhhhhh76354 September 17, 2016

Joekering

The act of hitting something or someone with your breast. Preferable breaking it.

Wow the was she's joekering that watermelon with her boob is really amazing

by Ro0ske January 6, 2017

Fongering

When you're fingering your partner in one of their respective holes and something goes terribly wrong, such as broken fingers, or tears in certain places.

"Man, everything was going well until the fingering turned into fongering. She's making me pay her medical bills."

by wrektdpussy2017 November 25, 2017

Jonesing

Cheating in a lead up to a MMA/sporting event

I Jon Jonesd that win over Guffy. I was so Jon Jonesing in the lead up

by Che Doolers December 27, 2018