Kim Jong Mum

The Supreme Ruler and one who must not be argued with

My mum is such a Kim Jong Mum, she's well into this forced labour and lack of food thing lately.

by Jasel4 February 11, 2015

Kim Jong Un

The first vegetable North Korea has produced in 69 years.

Bruh #1: Bruh, my poops are like clay.
Bruh #2: Bruh, you need to eat a Kim Jong Un.
Bruh #3 whomst nobody likes: Bruhs, I hear that’s really fatty and bad for the world.

by Dirty Lurch April 26, 2020

Slim Jong Un

This is said to be the true form of Kim Jong Un, though none have yet seen it. According to the mythical ancient texts, referred to as the Communist Manifesto by the common people, this form will be acieved only when South Korea is reintegrated with True Korea. It is only then when Lord Kim-senpai will reveal himself to be the second coming of Christ.

"Y-yes! At last Slim Jong Un has awakened from his eternal slumber! Praise be to the lord!"

by Dr. Vonfeucht October 29, 2020

Lee Jong Suk

BEST WINKER
Actor/model
So kind and attractive I cannot

Omg is that Lee Jong Suk?!
Lee Jong Suk solos your faves

by apersonwholikeskdramas November 17, 2021

Ab Jabby Jing Jong

an Ab Jabby Jing Jong is the act where you go to wipe and theres no tp on the holder

*Sitting on toilet realising there's not tp after taking a shit*
"Ah fuck I'v only gone and pulled an ab jabby jing jong"

by xizic September 4, 2017

Kim Jong Un

A very Obese and unintelligent dictator who can’t get over the fact that he has a very small Willie

“Kim Jong un is a small DICtator”

by Trazy June 25, 2022

Kim Jong un

Some North Korean crackhead who liked nukes and the military (but he's a dictator)

Kim Jong un also mistakes lunch for launch

by It's probably true what I told June 6, 2016