Jonas brothers
a group of gay brothers who spread purity rings to promote there shity music AKA POP or a band that sucks
Jonas brothers by Giggity666666 May 29, 2009
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Jonas Brothers
When used in singular, a term used to describe a male prostitute, deriving from the trio of the same name, who became famous basically by hooking up with anything that moves - whether it be male, female or animal.
Previous partners include Miley Cyrus, another male prostitute famous in LA, and Zac Efron, their most attractive conquest to date
Also known as 'Jo-Bros'
Previous partners include Miley Cyrus, another male prostitute famous in LA, and Zac Efron, their most attractive conquest to date
Also known as 'Jo-Bros'
Person 1:'My those Jonas Brothers are attractive..oh dayum look at those purity rings'
Person 2: 'No, those rings actually state that they are rent boys, and will pretty much accept any payment'
Person 2: 'No, those rings actually state that they are rent boys, and will pretty much accept any payment'
Jonas Brothers by Ihatehsm January 8, 2009
Jonas Brothers
Broadway child stars turned Disney pop band who produce the same formula crap you've been hearing for the last few years. They have their army of tweentard girl fans and have starred in a 'High School Musical' ripoff movie 'Camp Rock'. One of them "dated" Miley Cyrus (we all know what that means...)
Girl 1: "OMG I sew luv the Jonas Brothers!"
Girl 2: "Me too! I'm one of their zombiegroupiefans!"
Girl 1: "Sew cool!"
Girl 2: "Me too! I'm one of their zombiegroupiefans!"
Girl 1: "Sew cool!"
Jonas Brothers by dj mbm September 29, 2008
Jonas Brothers
A band that consists of Joe, Nick, and Kevin Jonas loved by teenage girls and sexually confused boys. Often, they would lie on stage and on national television to obtain fan appreciation when really they themselves are sexually confused males who have yet to develop a sense of good music taste. Their hit song "Year 3000" proves that they are the pinnacle of what is wrong in today's growing society.
Jonas Brothers by SecretAZN April 9, 2009
Jonas Brothers
The worst thing that ever happened to music.
Just a bunch of religious-wackjob pretty boys in vests and dress-shirts with too much eyeliner.
Just a bunch of religious-wackjob pretty boys in vests and dress-shirts with too much eyeliner.
Someone: Oh my God, help, the Jonas Brothers are on the radio! 911!
Me: Here, this should help! *slides CD "Nevermind" by Nirvana into CD player*
Someone: Ah, thank you! So much better. *sighs and begins to play air guitar to "Smells Like Teen Spirit"*
Me: Here, this should help! *slides CD "Nevermind" by Nirvana into CD player*
Someone: Ah, thank you! So much better. *sighs and begins to play air guitar to "Smells Like Teen Spirit"*
Jonas Brothers by MrsRachelCobain June 30, 2008
Jonas Brothers
Jonas Brothers by Aron Lauenstein February 11, 2009