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john kern

A square headed fien who will steal your money and shit in a urnal who also has cow utters for nipples
Someone just took a shit on the bathroom floor and left 4 sponges for the janitors to clean it up who was it . Oh That was John Kern
by Rowley Doofmister November 22, 2018
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John Glenn High School

A public high school in Westland. It’s a somewhat decent education. You have your typical mix of wannabe gang members, drug dealers, kids who put vodka in their water bottles, white kids who say the n-word, emo kids, attention whores, and dumbass hoes. You can go 3 months with no fights then 7 in one month. But at least our football team is better than Wayne Memorial.
Person 1: What school do you go to?
Person 2: The boring one
Person 1: Okay so John Glenn High School
by ugh bro January 31, 2020
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John Gabriel

He is kind and humble. He have a lot of moles. The most attractive part is the mole on his lower right eye. John Gabriel is God fearing. He loves his mom and he have a lot of dream. "We must" is his favorite thing to say when there are a lot of things happening to him.
Whenever there are things we can't control someone is believing in him that he can do whatever he wants soon. He will fly so high and will make himself proud.

John Gabriel have a potential to be a successful man in the future. He will because he can.

He will definitely make you fall in love so deeply until you cannot escape.
Amazing living man. He is a cool person and loves making funny and dirty jokes to his one and only. His nose is pointed and his lower lip is pouty sometimes. John Gabriel has the best smile.
by Fifi_YourAngel_Mahal_ADM June 7, 2021
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John Marstoned

When a certain character, antagonist, or protagonist gets shot multiple times by multiple people, either by automatic or single fire weapons. Used summarily in surprise or shock.
"Holy Sh*t! He just got John Marstoned!"
by Fwuffy Kitten September 28, 2021
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king john school

king john is a school that is known as the school where teachers take THE MOST L’s. They are also very racist. The toilets smell like rotten shaki. Despite all this it’s quite an entertaining environment. The year elevens do amazing pranks
One of them tried to sell the school bus on Gumtree! Rumours say that on the last day the whole school are having a mad rush at lunch time🤘🏾 Mr Belinie is the biggest joke of all. Mr Watts is juss fat. Mr Beston needs to shut up and focus on growing hair. 🚫🧢
king john school teachers give the most verbal even though their INADEQUATE
by inadequate’k June 13, 2019
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John Newman

A talented English singer. He is best know for his single, "Love Me Again," which has been an hit in many European countries and has peaked at #1 in the UK charts.
The U.S. has yet to discover John Newman.
by WritingByTheStorm December 27, 2013
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John Raitt Chug(JRC)

The act of pretending to drink beer but actually leaning backwards over a balcony and holding the beer up to the side of your face thus pouring it off the balcony. Can also easily be done at a pasture party.
Kyle claims to drink thirty beers last night but after canceling out the John Raitt Chug(JRC)'s he only drank four.
by eatballs October 3, 2009
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