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Joaquin

He's pronouncing it as though it's a hebrew name. That's why he says it like that.
Hym "What was astounding about Joaquin's performance was that he got my mannerisms and affectations right. Especially in the talk show scene. That's when I realized what was happening. I'm like 'Wait... What!? What the fuck is happening right n... Oh holy shit that's me....' It was great! Such a cool moment. HOW DID HE DO THAT!? Did he see me somehow or did he just read the script and wing it? Even Tyrone thought it was spot on. That was wild. I know this is coming a few years to late but that's just how things work here I suppose..."
by Hym Iam January 23, 2023
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Joaquin Is definitely your favorite person, Joaquins are usually the best looking out of the friend group/siblings. Joaquins all usually have beautiful big brown eyes and are great at sports.
Oh yeah Joaquin? I can’t wait to hang out with him.
by coolguy.akatsuki April 7, 2021
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Joaquin

They are the sweetest guy you will ever meet. He helps you when you are down and celebrates you when you are up. He always knows the right things to say. He is very much a romantic and loves to show his love to the girl he loves. He cares deeply for everyone around him and helps everyone he sees. He is a very silly boy, who always brings smiles to everyone's face. He is a wonderful cook and likes to eat sweet treats. Everything is better when Joaquin is around. He is also one of the most attractive guys you will meet. His eyes are his best feature.
Ella: I can't wait to see my boyfriend. He always knows how to make me smile.
Mica: Oh my god! Is his name Joaquin?
Ella: Yes, they are the best!
by kinder15 March 20, 2025
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Joaquin

Smarter than ellie,likes to steal stuff from others,real beaner.Best dude in the world,He enjoys making babies cry
Hey look,it’s joaquin.Which one the smart one or the hot one.That’s the same thing sped.
by Whatthewoman69 November 22, 2021
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Joaquin

A fucking cunt of a man who is as skinny is a stick and lit doesn't have any friends. His dick is 2 inches and he's barely 3 feet tall. His ego is larger than his bank account. He's hella ugly but thinks he's special cuz a hottie chose him. Lit a douchebag and likes bodyshaming his exes. Deserves to die in the deepest pits of hell. Is a walking red flag who's bestie is a girl... EW. His parents are fucking ugly, just like his personality. FUCKING CUNT.
Joaquin has a micropenis
by iloveme24893250 December 18, 2023
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Joaquin

Joaquin is absolutely amazing. Period, end of story. :)
That kid's name is Joaquin? Thats huge.
by xYourGirlForeverx September 15, 2021
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Joaquin

This man looks like McLovin from the superbad movie. This man got a perm because he’s lived with a bowl cut his entire life. Bro gets 3 Arizona watermelon ice tea’s every day.
Person 1: OMG IS THAT MCLOVIN FROM SUPERBAD
Person 2: nah that’s Joaquin, he’s getting another Arizona watermelon iced tea from the bistro.
by B3nz_ February 14, 2024
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