jerkward

- a word used to describe someone who acts like a jerk.
- a cool word for jerk.
- similar to the word squidward - except a jerk.

Q - "oh my god, mofo is such a jerkward"

by Faith (: January 10, 2009

Jerkpants

When someone is being a really stubborn or acting stupid towards something.

1.That cop who gave me the ticket was a real jerkpants.
2. Stop being a jerkpants and help me with this.

by ALAMB April 29, 2005

jerkwad

Noun. An asswipe.

"Whomever keeps cancelling my submissions before they are reviewed is a jerkwad."

by Electromagnetic Spectrum January 23, 2008

jerusalem

A outstanding girl the most special girl you will ever meet shes rare to find. Shes a true blessing and a loyal ass friend she will always be there for you when you need her. But if you cross her you'll feel her anger. Shes down to earth a true godesss and anyone would be very lucky to have her in her life. and dont get me started on her sassy attitude just beware because her eyes tell it all.

"damn did u see her eyes"
"yeah she looks like a jerusalem"

by ricardoo June 6, 2018

Jerksack

noun, the bag of skin which holds your testicles, thus containing several drain babies, or even the potential for human life

Before my hot date, I think it's best that I empty my jerksack.

by Hot Rocks December 9, 2008

Jerksleep

When you jack off and go to bed immediately after

I was really tired, but I managed to jerksleep the night before.

by cowsgomoo62 January 5, 2010

Jerkalerkalot

A name referencing those who "jerk" or masturbate a lot, to the extreme that they sprain their wrists while doing so.

Can also be referred to as Sir Knight Jerkalerkalot.

Used in a teasing manner, implying a sexual insult.

1. Tomas, you jerkalerkalot!
2. Wow, that's the third time this month he's sprained his wrist! Must be a jerkalerkalot.

or, alternatively,

1. He's known for jacking so much, he's even called Sir Knight Jerkalerkalot.

by the1whooalwaysknows August 7, 2012