tear jerker

while recieving oral sex from a girl, the male asks her to examine his penis for something, this is all just a joke however, and when she brings it close to her eye the male thrusts forward into her eye causing her to cry tears of pain....or joy....who knows

she slept with her ex the night before so i gave her a tear jerker, now she really has something to cry about.

by Matt April 10, 2004

Tear Jerker

Getting drunk and geeked up and crying on a buddies deck.

Man I pulled a tear jerker at Smitty's.

by Matt April 30, 2004

Tear Jerker

Making someone cry and then using their tears as lubrication to masturbate. Used to show pleasure taken from humiliating another.

Dude, Brian so totally deserved that tear jerker.

by I dig chicks hey January 28, 2008

Wire-jerker

Electrician with only basic skills
Poorly trained or dumb sparky

I called the sparky and he sent me this wire-jerker. He can pull cables but he's useless at fault finding.

by asabove January 25, 2009

Phantom Jerker

one who subconsciously while sleeping jerks off their partner who is also sleeping.

KG (the Phantom Jerker) Phantom Jerked JP

by muskadusa December 23, 2009

Tear jerker

Any person that can only "get off" if they have used their tears as lubricant, not necessarily out of sadness. These people tend to be sexually aroused by crying and the act of using their tears as lubricant gets them especially excited.

I walked in on Geoff and had no idea he was a tear jerker! Now I understand why he loves to watch women cry

by Nathaniel Jameson April 7, 2015

Tear jerker

A form of entertainment or media that one can masturbate to and cry to simultaneously.

Clementine: Hey did you see the Fifty Shades of Grey movie yet?

Johnny: Yeah, it's a real tear jerker, I had to use two different tissue boxes!

by Aren Demzah April 27, 2016