Jerky

1. The greatest food ever conceived by man. Basically, it is the dehydrated remains of any type of meat, such as cow, deer, turkey, badger, etc.

2. Maddox's favorite food in the universe.

1. "You've never had jerky?! Here, try some. It looks like dried boot leather but it tastes like there was just a flavor party in your mouth."

2. "Anyone that doesn't like beef jerky should be packed into a rocket and launched towards the sun." -Maddox

by Raimondo March 15, 2005

jerkasaurus

the king of jerks - total idiot - loser

you're a real jerkasaurus.

by j.bowen January 3, 2007

Jerky in a can

This can be defined as anything that is "tight," "smashin," "hot," or "tastes good." The phrase is used in strong like, or excitement about something/someone/someplace.

A guy is walking by and you think he is hott, you lean over and whisper to your girls, "thats some jerk in a can!"

You are shopping and you see a pair of jeans that just rock.. you can't help but yell out "damn, those are Jerky in a can!"

by Jenn Holloway October 3, 2005

jerkasauras

1.A mean or cruel person.
2.Their attitude is that of a scary dinosaur.

Danny is being a jerkasauras because he won't stop being mean and making fun of Marla.

by Marla C. December 10, 2008

jerky turkey

When a girl rubs ground meat on your shlong and then starts jerking you off and right before you cum you shove your dick into her mouth - cum, ground meat and all

Instead of momz cooking the taco meat she decided to go all crazy jerky turkey on daddy!

by Meatballz April 17, 2008

Jerky Curtains

(noun)
Jerky curtains are the cross between beef curtains and beef jerky

they are when someone with beef curtains goes swimming in the sea, then goes sunbathing. thereby salting and drying the beef curtains to make jerky curtains.
much like beef jerky, (a tasty salted and dried beef snack)

bro she's got jerky curtains, that shit must be like sandpaper

shes obviously been too long in the bed, then on the beach, shes got jerky curtains

by akmeid April 10, 2010

jerky chowder

A food dish, which is usually consumed when a person is so hammered and hungry that is seems like a good idea. Consists of a cold can of New England clam chowder with pieces of jerky added for extra flavor. Jerky chowder should appropriately be eaten with a plastic spoon or some other rudimentary tool and the jerky should be stolen from a local convenient store and smuggled out in your pants.

Dude. We were so hammered last night....

Yeah man do you remember eating that cold can of chowder? You added jerky to it and it was friggin delicious. Jerky Chowder.

No I don't remember that at all. Just another night in Key West I suppose.

by Love Bandit 45 September 20, 2010