Jeffrey

A mythical being who in fact is real. Has the ability to breathe fire and due to this often avoids kissing. He also has the ability to ignite fire in those who are enamored with him just by a touch or a look. Often represented by a buff body with shoulders to swoon. Be careful about being close to him for it is often hard to pull away.. kind of like velcro. Very intelligent and gregarious so most often ladies tend to flock to him. When he captures a ladies heart he has the ability to break it very easily so proceed with caution.

Jeffrey is such a Dragon Boo.

by Rose Fox January 21, 2015

Jeffery

"pissworthy"
the one guy that always says "ewwwww ur so weird!!!"
-likes to piss in showers, pools, ect.
-a drug
(joke)

Bro, ur such a Jeffery, get away from me!

by eeeeeee123e12e134 March 2, 2022

Jeffery Bezos

The sexiest man alive, look at that bald head, you could never be him.

Oh my god they’re such a Jeffery bezos

by BEEZnutzLIKAPP July 31, 2021

Jeffery Harris

Ryan's great-father, always takes Ryan and his friends' places and gets them gas station and LA Fitness he is a really hard worker. He usually drives the cigarettemoblie, he claims that he is better than Ryan at basketball. He always wears a wife beater or a black or white tee or a baggy black hoodie from hobby lobby.

Ryan's friend: Ryan ask your dad for gas station

Ryan: Alright
Jeffery Harris: I mean I guess Ryan it's with your money.

by FreeKayFlocka February 23, 2023

Oh Jeffrey

Its like an "Oh Henry" but instead of chocolate and peanuts, it is a lof of turd with corn in it.

Man do not go in that bathroom! You should see the Oh Jeffrey i let out in there!

by Strudel37 October 10, 2019

Toobin My Jeffrey

(Verb) Rubbing one out while engaged in a work related Zoom call which has been popularized during the Covid19 pandemic; May be substituted for other common male masturbation verbs such as beating your meat, flogging your log, etc.

Friend: Why’d you lose your job bro?

Me: Well I was on this boring ass Zoom call with a bunch of bitchy Karens so I got to work Toobin my Jeffrey and wouldn’t you know it, the fucking camera was recording.

Friend: Bad break bro.

by Flog Logger October 21, 2020

Funky Uncle Jeffrey

A penis.

Adam: “I gave her a good rogering”
Steve: “So the funky Uncle Jeffrey made an appearance - Bravo.”

by goldengrey1776 November 13, 2021