jackoffsturbate

A combination between the phrase "jacking off" and the word "masturbate." Only used when you're extremely horny.

Holy shit, watching that porno made me so damn horny. I'm going to go home and jackoffsturbate.

by Lon August 18, 2005

Jacko

A nickname for jack, a very funny guy who loves green otter pops.

There goes Jacko with his green otter pop again!

by natojoan December 8, 2018

Jackfuck

Someone who shows the qualities of a jackass and also a mother fucker. This person also has many twat qualities. When seen traveling with other jackfucks they are usually referred to as a flock of jackfucks.

What a fucking jackfuck!

by Ron_Burgandy26_62 January 18, 2011

jackfuck

a jackass/fucker

shut the hell up you jackfuck!

by steven ritchey September 26, 2003

Jackueline

The product of Mr. T and Chuck Norris. A person who is part of the trio Zabrakis. Is twins with Nick and prima with Anais. Has repetative and consecutive zeblanc moments. Has been known to "easily relate to anyone who comes to cross thy path, amazingly incredible, tears skirts for a living, loves chicos tacos jaja" A person who will never let you down. Shes a beast not only at debate, not only at doing her hair, but at life. Allows herself to get licked at tournaments too help others too often. Often gets groped randomly. Likes two cakes for her birthday.She destroyed the Periodic table, becasue she only recognizes the element of surprise. she orders a big mac at burger king, and gets one. This is Jack-E.

jackie says:
nick i cant belive u told her to look up my name jerkface!
Nick says:
!
Nick says:
its for
Nick says:
hmmm
Anais says:
look up what??? JACKIE or JAKIE. or JACKUELINE
Nick says:
idk for the heck of it
jackie says:
nvm anais dont look them up! nicks a jerkface!
Anais says:
i already saw. im just hoping i have tthe wrong one
Anais says:
haahaha
Nick says:
if by "jerkface" you really mean "awesomeface" then yes i concurr with that statement
jackie says:
thanks "prima!"
Anais says:
nick= ACC
Nick says:
whats ACC>'
jackie says:
no no JERKface.
jackie says:
?
Anais says:
yea nick;s that tooo
jackie says:
lmao
Nick says:
did you know that in hebrew Jerk literally translates into Beast?
Anais says:
is that in urban dictionary as well
jackie says:
beast face?
Anais says:
haha
Nick says:
yeah
jackie says:
lmao
Nick says:
youre right i am a beastface
jackie says:
nick u shouldnt insult urself its bad for ur own self esteem
Anais says:
ur a JERKFACE. for all i know we are speaking ENGLISH not hebrew
Nick says:
im a beast face =)
Anais says:
jjajaa
jackie says:
jajajaja yay anais
Nick says:
well jew speak hebrew
Anais says:
yay mme
Nick says:
are you against the jews?!
Anais says:
NO.
jackie says:
are u anti-american nick?
Nick says:
tisk tisk
Anais says:
against YOU. there;r a DIFFERENCE
Anais says:
bahha.
Nick says:
no i just have a world wide view
Anais says:
ur weird. ahaha.
jackie says:
u just opressed us as americans.
Nick says:
becasue i take other cultures into considerations
Anais says:
jk nick.
Anais says:
because u call urself a beast face.
Anais says:
jaja
Nick says:
lol
jackie says:
which means u demean americans.
Nick says:
all i know is ima loose this debate
Anais says:
u already did hun
jackie says:
ye pretty much lol
Nick says:
mhm
Anais says:
mhhm times 2
Nick says:
its cuz jackie is a master debater
jackie says:
kudos to me and anais:
Nick says:
like her cake said

by Jack-e January 21, 2008

jacknut

A jacknut is a less offensive term used to insult someone.

Derek, you're such a crazy jacknut!

by Harry Johnson April 28, 2003

Jackoff

1. The action a guy is doing when masturbates.

2. A person who is a motherfucking asshole dipshit. Basically. Also can be called a Jerkoff. (See 'Jerkoff' for more information.)

3. A nickname you give to someone named "Jack".

1. I had some good porn in front of me, so I just had to jackoff to it.

2. Guy: *Slaps girls ass*
Girl: Damnit! You're such a Jackoff!

3. For Jack's birthday, I gave him a card that said "To Jackoff"

by FangPawnFire December 31, 2008