This Just In: You're a Jackass

A smart-ass retaliation to the insult Newsflash: I don't care.

Dude 1: Hey, did you know I just got a raise?
Dude 2: Newsflash: I don't care.
Dude 1: This just in: you're a jackass.

by _allismine_ May 18, 2006

Laughing Jackass

Someone who laughs a lot.

She's a laughing jackass cause she laugh way too much.

by Cath Roxy January 16, 2007

Jackassery

Unnecessary chaos or stress caused by an imbecile or idiot.

When your co-worker is bitching in the break room about someone just ate the last donut and you just found out your roommate has coronavirus...
”Enough of this jackassery, I’m taking a sick day.”

by Tluv777 August 25, 2020

Jackassery

A display of jackass behavior.

1.)The complete and total failure of a plan that makes those involved look completely and utterly stupid.

2.)To purposefully, willingly and intentionally participate in a unintelligent act that displays only ones ignorance and irrational behavior.

The acts of those who attempted to take over the capital was a perfect display of jackassery.

by Kokopellisweety January 17, 2021

random jackassery

the act of doing something completely off the wall for no reason at all

" Johns giving the cable guy a lapdance was just random jackassery"

by Shanrock April 1, 2010

jackassius

An imbellished jack-ass.

Did you see that guy cut me off?!? What a jackassius!

by John Oh April 12, 2007

jackassume

To make a very idiotic, or "jackass" assumption. Concatenation of the words "jackass" and "assume"

GF: Don't think you can hide yourself from me. I know that you're checking out that girl who you think is better looking than I am.
Me: Just because I'm looking at that girl doesn't automatically mean I'm checking her out. Maybe I just want to see if she's one of my classmates at my previous school. Maybe I'm not looking at her, but rather, the traffic that's behind her. Don't jackassume things.

by E_dawg December 26, 2008