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platty jubes

when 'er maj, queen elizabeth ii, hits 70 years sitting on her arse doing pretty much bugger all, so obviously it's time for the brexity bunting to come out, and to pretend it's 2012.

short for platinum jubilee, and alternatively (but incorrectly) spelt 'platty joobs'.
person 1: hey, have yer seen that it's arr lizzie's platinum jubilee street party this weekend?
person 2: platinum jubilee?? you mean 'platty jubes', obvs. pass us a stella.
by gillieturtle June 2, 2022
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A la Joubert

Running like hell , tail between legs, after making a terrible game-changing decision, probably because of conflicting parties, to avoid consequences and alienate a whole nation by doing so.
He awarded the winning penalty and quickly after went totally A la Joubert avoiding the respectable tradition of shaking hands.
by rdscot23 December 13, 2015
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Jumber

A person that is an extremely gay and annoying kike commonly with the first name Robert.
"Omg stop being such a f*cking jumber!"

"You are literally the jumber man"
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jubrassic

old-school word my mates used to use, basically means utterly and completely shite, not of any worth, or gay as a motherfucker.
to be used in conjunction with mofo, or other offensive words found here..
Man, that dude thieved the last of your weed, what a jubrassic mofo!

Dude, that teacher is Jubrassic!
by KitSteel April 22, 2007
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jumer

she was rubbing it hard and about to jume, i positioned my face to receive the blessed jumer , lifes ointment
by loadder August 3, 2009
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Juker Space

The space in a toilet between the water and the toilet seat.
Murph: "Dude my ass is soaked with backsplash."

James: "Man you didn't have enough Juker Space."
by the clan January 19, 2013
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Jubbers

Possibly the greatest single (clean) word in the English language.

Originating as a portmanteau of the Cockney term 'lovely jubbly', it has evolved to be used both adjectivally, as a thank-you, a noun and as a synonym for almost any positive answer.
Tim; Alright mate, how's things?
Neil; Jubbers mate. I got a jubbers new job, a jubbers new girlfriend, moved into a jubbers flat and got a jubbers new company car. Things are going pretty well.

Tim: Ahh mate, jubbers. How's your Mum doing?
Neil; Ahhhh, she's not particularly jubbers, but you know, you can't have everything.

Steve: Hey Tim, is the Jubbers sorted?
Tim: Jubbers.
Steve: Jubbers.
by JubbersTim October 18, 2017
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