The israeli military

Where you use a gas mask but never f-sag

I don't want to be in the israeli military.

by Sexydimma June 18, 2022

Israeli Salad

When you're having anal sex and the recipient relieves themselves all over you.

"I was plowing this chick and she gave me the gnarliest Israeli Salad of my entire life."

by KoolGus July 23, 2025

Israeli Handjob

The act of getting a handjob from an Israeli girl in a ferris wheel while sucking on the her titties.

Sentence 1: Jason said he’s running late to work because he was busy getting an Israeli Handjob at steel pier.

Sentence 2: After giving Jason an Israeli handjob, Shira wanted to bang him because of the way he sucked her nipples.

by Johnny Utah1 July 23, 2020

Israeli Gas Mask

When you cum into a yarmulke (kippah) and force it onto someone's face

Shlomo: I just had a horny hanukkah

David: how come?
Shlomo: I gave Hila an Israeli Gas Mask

by handy hickster April 13, 2021

israe

its the most beautful girl whit a stunning body. Big booty and big boobs. She loves to watch movies and to cuddle. She never get in a relationships bur many guys wants her.

Damn everyone needs a israe

its the most beautful girl whit a stunning body. Big booty and big boobs. She loves to watch movies and to cuddle. She never get in a relationships bur many guys wants her.

Damn everyone needs a israe

by Lionsss December 11, 2016

Israeli Jew

The only ethnic group capable of striking fear into Arabs. A single mention of them would make Arabs piss their pants. They are known for making Arabs know their place by brutally punishing them.

Arabs in Arab countries are known for oppressing immigrants and minorities.

But in Israel, Arabs are oppressed by the Gigachad Israeli Jews who make them know their filthy place

by Zionistman42069 December 16, 2024

Israeli

The indigenous people to the land of Israel.

Israeli people date back to 1200BC.

by Godschildren December 28, 2023