israeli

1. (Current usage) A extremely racist and fascist who is a member of a colonialist state, immigrated from europe in the 1940s with fascist ideologies. Despite efforts by the racist government, the vast majority of Israeli white women are thinfully educated and usually are in relationships with Muslims and Arabs. Many support the Arab liberation cause.
2. (historical usage) A member of the acient kingdom of Israel.

3. another word for someone who has the wierd combination of being extremely racist and yet also pretends like theres nothing wrong with it
israeli: I am israeli, aka a racist moron
rational person: what? I cant wait till the Arabs get revenge on you guys...I mean seriously what is wrong with you?

the year 2090
Student: What is a israeli?
Teacher: a very racist people from the past, they were punished severely by Arabs
by Zhang Li January 12, 2022
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Israeli

a relatively chill Jewish white woman or group of white jewish women from europe(mainly Germany) who LOVE Arabs, despite all the disgusting racism in their media. They are divided into 2 categories:

Type 1: She loves Arab and Muslim men, brags soooo much about how expensive her clothes are, will act SUPER polite around Muslims and Arabs to hide her wierd pseudo-racism. The vast majority of these women end up marrying Arabs or Muslims.

Type 2: The more educated type. Despite the israeli media and society teaching them racism, many Israeli women have long recognized this as tooth fairy tales as they progress to assisting the Arab liberation cause. Eventually, they want the Muslims and Arabs to have justice as all humans should.
Israeli woman 1: omg my skin is so fair xD anyyways um I wanna make sure my country is safe!! frommm umm angry people. I mean we are totally peaceful right??? Oh Arab men are super attractive! anyways

Israeli woman 2: You're behavior and words about the Arab people are competely repulsive. I stand tall with not just the Palestinians, but ALL Arabs and Muslims around the world who EVER had to deal with any discomfort or racism. I want the Palestinians to have justice and liberation. I love all of you.

Arab man: Thanks, Please comfort my people and help us get justice. I am glad there are people with common sense.
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Israelis

People who live or were born in Israel

People that people judge only by seeing palestines side of the war and not seeing what Palestine did and still does to israel
Guy 1: dude israelis sucks they kill gaza people
Smart guy 2: bro Palestine attacks israel all the time and israel only kills terrorists by hunting them down, if israel freed Palestine the whole world will be attacked by the terrorist we’re taking the hits for y’all you dumbasses
Guy 1: didn’t ask
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israeli

He's a typical Zionist israeli, always writing falsehoods and giving misinformation.
by notanisraeli February 15, 2024
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Israeli

The indigenous people to the land of Israel.
Israeli people date back to 1200BC.
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Israeli Settlements

Contrary to popular belief Israeli settlements aren't illegal. They are just indigenous jewish settlements built on indigenous jewish land. The Arabs are the real settlers.
Calling Israeli Settlements in West Bank as illegal settlements is same as calling Native American reservations in USA as illegal settlements.
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Israeli Cock Rocket

Also known as "The Mortar", the Israeli Cock Rocket is a form of jacking off in which the subject nuts in a vertical uncoordinated fashion. To perform the Israeli Cock Rocket, the masturbator must be lying supine. Shortly before cumming (IE: while edging) the masturbator primes their dick with a crescendo of strokes which results in built up pressure. This increased pressure ensures the cum does not gently flow out of the dick like some pussy volcano but rather it shoots out in a chaotic unorganized fashion and most importantly gets some altitude. While cumming the masturbator must relax all other muscles in the body and work alongside their cock to ensure they and their member are on the same team. If performed properly, the load will be shot high enough to gain altitude and end up somewhere that may surprise you. Some very common places for the cum-load to end up include keyboards, phones, your face, your mother's picture, your family dog, the Pentagon and if you really know how to charge your load, maybe even a Palestinian village!
Counselor: So what brings you in today?
Johnny: Mom caught me doing the Israeli Cock Rocket
Counselor: I see, so you support genocide of sperm cells?
Johnny: What?!! NOOOOOOO
Counselor: I'm afraid the only way I can help you is CBT
Johnny: Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?
Counselor: What's that?
by keemstar the memestar June 07, 2024
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