douchebag index

The douchebag index (DBI) is a statistic that yields the number of days since a person last bathed. It is found by multiplying the number of visible tattoos (VT) by the number of missing teeth (MT).

DBI = VT X MT

This dude's douchebag index is 27, meaning that he hasn't bathed in about four weeks. He has nine gross tattoos and three missing teeth.

by Duckbutt January 9, 2008

terminological inexactitude

Used to describe something that is completely wrong; a lie. ( humorous euphemism)

NOTE: most rumors can be considered terminogical inexactitudes.

Origin: First used by Weinstein Churchill in a speech in 1906

The rumor that I had been killed in a rampage during black Friday was a terminological inexactitude.

by Arcane Ender December 5, 2013

Polak-says-what-index

An index describing the level of "Polak" in a given sentence. Perhaps best used by Michael Scott, Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton, in a lecture given to a local business school in Scranton.

Business School Student: "How has your Herfindahl index declined since the merger?"
Michael Scott: "Nice try. How's your Polak-says-what-index?"
Business School Student: "What?"
Michael Scott: "Thanks Kowalski"

by SEO1988 January 20, 2010

Intel

Technology company manufacturing computer processors and long, techincal-sounding names for the processors.

"Selected Dell PCs use Intel Core Duo 2 Centrino Mobile Extreme Edition processors. #Dum da duh da dum."

by Paul June 18, 2006

integrale

The most superior rally car ever made. Will eat cossies for breakfast. Never used by pikies.

the Integrale won 6 consecutive WRC rallies then mowed down a bunch of pikies

by Anonymous August 27, 2003

integrityp2p

Peer 2 Peer filesharing forum and community discussing all things P2P. IntegrityP2P's proud members are ecclectic, intelligent, diverse, wordly, and strongly believe in p2p filesharing. The forum provides a 'safe haven' for noobs and l33ts alike.

At IP2P we support a gathering of 'like-interested' people who have made strong ties and hope to remain informed and active within the filesharing community. We offer community first and foremost, information next and prefer to test and review applications at our leisure. We are definitely a casual forum partnered with Bsmuv.com, providing live chat, a place to listen to music and opportunities to try your own hand at DJing.

by Viv December 13, 2004

intel core 2 duo

The newest member of the Intel processor family. Codenamed "Conroe", it was quite possibly the most anticipated processor launch in history. Core 2 Duo marks the retirement of the "Pentium" brand that has been Intel's flagship brand since 1993, and the streamlining of Intel's desktop and mobile product lines. Based on a hybrid Pentium M/Pentium 4 architecture, Core 2 Duo and its adherent, the Core 2 Extreme are both dual-core processors that use approximately 40% less power than the Pentium D, and run much cooler than their predecessors. Benchmarks from various enthusiast review sites have shown the Core 2 Duo/Extreme's performance surpasses that of AMD's high-performance chip, the FX-62. All Core 2 Duo/Extreme processors run on a 1066 Mhz front side bus, have 4 MBs of L2 Cache (the exception being the E6300 and E6400 models, which feature 2MBs of L2 Cache), and use the LGA775 socket already in use by the Pentium 4/D/Extreme. With a quad-core iteration of the Core 2 Duo on the horizon, codenamed Kentsfield, to be released at the end of this year, the future is looking pretty bright for Intel.

I have an Intel Core 2 Duo E6700 that will make your FX-62 cry.

by Get pwned. August 30, 2006