Instapated

Horny, wanting sexual activity

Everytime I see her, I become instapated.

by By the mouth of babes June 7, 2018

Instafair

A type of affair where your significant other obsessively checks the Instagram of someone they don’t know.

Did you hear that Brian and Michael broke up because Brian was having an Instafair with an underwear model

by JavertRobare September 1, 2018

Instalated

When you’re trying to say “installed”but you dumb.

I’m waiting for my new carpet to be instalated.

by Asdf5690 June 17, 2019

instafaking

(Een-stuf-aken)

When you have nothing better to do but fake like someone said something for your own entertainment.

Tom was instafaking when said yes they sure said the blue carrot exists!

by Gangleololol June 8, 2021

Instaham

The way my friend spells Instagram as a joke...

WE HAVE INSTAGRAM BUT NOW WE HAVE INSTAHAM

by Thrash Metal and Fuk August 6, 2021

instamateur

someone who is unfamiliar to the ways of Instagram, an Instagram amateur.

Oh I don't know how to find that filter, I'm an instamateur!

by thr0w4w4y1 November 23, 2021

Instajam

When a bunch of instagrammers jam a sidewalk or set of stairs, usually in a tourist area, posing for pics with total disregard for everyone else trying to use the walkway.

I pushed through the crowd on the viewpoint stairs to find an instajam of girls posing. After I got past the instajam the stairs were totally empty.

by Endlesssummerduo June 12, 2022