Insta-lerking

Going more than 25 weeks deep into someone that you fantasize about's Instagram Page and not liking any pictures.

Gurl#1: i was insta-lerking Dequans page last night.
Gurl #2: Did you like any pictures?
Gurl #1: Hell no, i was 56 weeks deep into that page gurl!!!!

by UbERmaN3221 November 4, 2015

Insta-BITCH

where a woman for some ungodly reason or caused by birth countrol, or pms just starts bitching.

I walked into the libray with a barrel of monkeys and she just insta-BITCHED all over the place.

by Drvortex April 24, 2009

insta-gram

A flawlessly executed drug deal.

1: Hey 2, you ready for the party tonight?
2: Hell yeah! I'll be on my way over after this insta-gram.

by DLuck October 15, 2012

Insta-clam

The female equivalent of dick pic, where a woman takes a picture of her vag and sends it to who she wants.

Girl 1: So I've been sexting my boyfriend lately.
Girl 2: Oh, yea? Sending him pics of your lady lumps?
Girl 1: Nah, I wanted to spice things up, so I sent him an Insta-clam.

by RiddleKing July 10, 2015

Insta-priest

A insta-priest is some one, that is Not qualified to be a pastor because of lack of education, and poor lifestyle, a insta-priest is a man that opens up a Instagram account, and calls himself a pastor, just to Get attention, and this office usually causes more harm to people then Good.

He is not a real pastor, he is a insta-priest.

by Pastor John marco May 11, 2020

insta grammeth

Slang term meaning a Grandmother in her 60s or older who is so cool and up to date that she has an Instagram. She is referred to as insta grammeth.

I went to visit my awesome, very young at heart grandmother who is very modernized, and greeted her by saying "Hi!, How are you insta grammeth ?"

by Dict pseucker August 10, 2017

Insta-alligator

A person who instigates a situation and then proceeds to completely over react to said situation.

Brian: that hat looks stupid on you
Jason: I don’t care what you think
Brian: you don’t care what I think? I thought we were friends! Mother fucker I’m going to blow your house up!
Jason: you are being an insta-alligator

by JRollz5722 March 6, 2019