infinite wood

A penile erecttion that will not deflate due to an unwanted reaction to taking viagra.

I had infinite wood on Thursday. I took some viagra so I could have sex with Desi Williams from Survivor. She is so hot i wanted to be able to have sex for more than 39 minutes, my usual standard. My erectile would not deflate or cum so I dragged my embarrased self to urgent care. Once there a nurse with huge tits hopped on my erect penis with her tight vagina and fucked me so hard with her tight pussy that I finally came. Thank you nurse Cheri!!!!!!!!!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone November 8, 2017

Infinite Bagel Theory

The theory that if a bagel is cut horizontally, each half can be considered one bagel, allowing an infinite number of bagels to be formed from one bagel. This is to say, as long as a section of an object is identified as a whole, the entirety of its children on the same plane can also be considered whole, creating a paradox where an original object can be responsible for the creation of an infinite number of itself.

Craig: "I bought this bagel from a New York bakery and they consider half a bagel a whole bagel?"
Graham: "Yeah it supports the Infinite Bagel Theory. As long as the horizontal slice is considered whole, an endless number of bagels can be formed."

by bobfrog93 May 18, 2021

infinite playlist

A very long list of songs that tell a story or convey a message.

"I was listening to Aubri's Infinite Playlist yesterday, and it was badass."

by aubrismiles February 21, 2022

Stupidity Infinity

When dealing with stupid people that will always be stupid.

My manager must suffer from Stupidity Infinity as being born with the stupid gene!

by DaTruth42 August 21, 2016

Twenty Stick-Infinity-Stick

What the year 2018 (when typed, printed, displayed, or written) looks like when viewed from above.

Today is 04-23-18 (or, "2018 23 Apr." or even, "April 23, Twenty Stick-Infinity-Stick").

by Telephony May 29, 2018

no u times infinity

No u times infinity reflects anything to its caster , its quite op and its best used to reflect a no u or a 1 hit KO insult.

John : Hi i like fortnite
Tom : I play minecraft

John : lol y u dumb
Tom : no u
John : lol ur mom gay kid

Tom : no u
John : no no u
*omae wo mo shindieru*
Tom : NO U TIMES INFINITY

by Sub Resko ;) February 17, 2019

I love you infinity

I love you infinity is a FACT, which you can not prove wrong so don't even try. It can be used to win any argument about who loves who more.

"I love you infinity, so I automatically win this one babe."

by Idontcareaboutthispart July 22, 2019