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Immaculate Curve

Godly equation to determine the youngest girl you can date.
Your age divided by 2, plus 5 = The age of the youngest girl you can date.
"Dude, she's 16, that's well within your immaculate curve."
by dsmonkey September 19, 2003
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When a dude does NOT penetrate his virgin girlfriend, but, shoots his load onto her pussy, it does, on rare occasion, result in Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth.
Why did you shoot your load onto her pussy? That was stupid. Now you've had a case of Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth, and you never even fucked her.

No dude, we've got a bunch of TV interviews starting tonight. We're gonna be rich and famous!
by Thomas Flathill March 22, 2009
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immaculate reunion

an act in which a person skillfully takes a bowel movement into their own mouth such that the feces exits the anal cavity and enters directly into the mouth without contacting any other objects. The re-introduction of excrement into a persons digestive system.
Stephanie applied superior concentration and dexterity as she executed an immaculate reunion.
by John X April 24, 2003
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Immaculate high school

A prep school located in Danbury, Connecticut where students from around Fairfield County and New York attend. 98% white and 2% other. Around 400 students attend IHS. Wonderful little school full of rich preppy stoners who think they are awsome and drive somewhat decent cars such as audis, SUV's, and mercedes. Basically take all the nicest cars out of any parking lot and put them there. The girls soccer team is pretty nasty, and the baseball team is good. They try and talk trash, but arent hood enough to back it up. yea. thats it. They party hard, when there is a good party, rare though since all the good parties have gotten busted and ended by the POlice. I know a kid who got expelled there and they wear uniforms. skirts and ties. skirts+kneesocks+shirt=girls. pants+tie+shirt=boy=madd gay
If a girl is in the mall wearing polo and birks, chances are she goes to immaculate high school

If a guy is in the mall and has long messy hair and looks stoned chances are he goes to immaculate high school
by IHSsucks.goBHS July 16, 2008
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immolate

The act of reincarnating someone in the Achaea MUD.
Action: IMMOLATE BODY
www.achaea.com
by Rikeshar November 3, 2004
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immaculate couchception

n. when you are pretty sure that the ratty, smelly, stain-covered couch that you got from a yard sale or found left out on the curb was the true culprit in getting some random girl pregnant, instead of your own fertile loins.
I don't know what Crystal is talking about! I never laid a hand on her! That pregnancy must be the result of an immaculate couchception!!
by Jayson J August 3, 2010
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Immaculate Defecation.

When one does a shit and then wipes their ass and miraculously it's already pristine and clean.
Immaculate Defecation.
{shit} {crap} {butt} {defecate} {immaculate}
by slipkid69 February 1, 2018
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