ikea ass
The word (Ikea ass )is a slang term\\: But its mostly used as a ghetto way to tell someone that you are going to kill they ass .
ikea ass by Mr.flashlight January 3, 2020
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Ikea lovenest
n. The result of incorporating Ikea furniture and other merchandise to form a cozy atmosphere.
A metaphor for a serious commitment/relationship developed from or within such an environment as described above.
A metaphor for a serious commitment/relationship developed from or within such an environment as described above.
"I went shopping at Ikea yesterday to buy more stuff for my Ikea lovenest."
"I just like taking it slow. At this point of time i don't want any serious commitment, I don't want to be your only true friend who you spend all your time with, and I don't want to build a cozy ikea lovenest."
--commitment-phobic boyfriend
"I just like taking it slow. At this point of time i don't want any serious commitment, I don't want to be your only true friend who you spend all your time with, and I don't want to build a cozy ikea lovenest."
--commitment-phobic boyfriend
Ikea lovenest by lingus among June 2, 2006
Ikea Thumb
i) Describing a natural talent for assembling Ikea furniture.
ii) The blister and callus' arising on the thumb following the assembly of Ikea furniture, due to the motion required to turn the alan keys.
ii) The blister and callus' arising on the thumb following the assembly of Ikea furniture, due to the motion required to turn the alan keys.
George is taking it easy, he got a bad case of Ikea Thumb today after assembling all those Billy shelves.
Ikea Thumb by Simmetra June 7, 2010
ikea furniture
The act two penis owners may carry out that consists of a double ended sounding rod being inserted into both aforementioned penises, connecting the two penises together like a wooden peg might connect ikea furniture
"So me and Carl got home last night and got to assembling some ikea furniture"
"That shit is so hard to put together, right?!?"
"Nah, we had lube. Slid right in and felt great!"
"....what?"
"That shit is so hard to put together, right?!?"
"Nah, we had lube. Slid right in and felt great!"
"....what?"
ikea furniture by Rudy Spagootie July 10, 2018
Ikea Miser
Any person who is too greedy to pay delivery charges for their junk bought at Ikea. A person who would rather spend 2 hours in store buying junk then spend 6 hours trying to fit all the flat pack boxes into their cars.
Long Suffering Male: This lot wil never fit into the car.
Wife or Ikea Miser: Yes it will or you can go back into the store to buya new sofa to sleep on tonight!
Wife or Ikea Miser: Yes it will or you can go back into the store to buya new sofa to sleep on tonight!
Ikea Miser by Thrasher1504 November 14, 2006
IKEA monkey
1. An adorable pet monkey who escaped from a locked crate in a locked vehicle and appeared in the parking lot of the Toronto IKEA store, wearing a miniature faux-shearling coat, and spawning an internet meme and a nearly universal desire to buy a monkey, slap a diaper on it, and dress it up.
2. Darwin, the shearling-clad monkey who wandered the parking lot of an IKEA store in Toronto in December 2012.
3. An act of extreme escapism.
2. Darwin, the shearling-clad monkey who wandered the parking lot of an IKEA store in Toronto in December 2012.
3. An act of extreme escapism.
Person 1: I can't stand going to IKEA with all of those unruly, unrestrained toddlers running around!
Person 2: Yeah, they're worse behaved than the IKEA monkey.
Person 1: Oh god, I'm committed to going to an early bird special dinner with my wife, her parents and her grandparents, followed by a book reading of new childrens' poems.
Person 2: You'd better get your IKEA monkey on!
Person 2: Yeah, they're worse behaved than the IKEA monkey.
Person 1: Oh god, I'm committed to going to an early bird special dinner with my wife, her parents and her grandparents, followed by a book reading of new childrens' poems.
Person 2: You'd better get your IKEA monkey on!
IKEA monkey by CilantroLeaf December 19, 2012