A girl who seems amazing when you see her in a club, but falls to pieces the minute you get her home
Bill: "Did you go home with that girl last night? She looked AMAZING!"
Bob: "Urgh...well, I 'went home' with her. I opened the front door & she started crying because my kitchen was dirty. Then she spent 3 hours cleaning it. Then she gave me a lecture on keeping a clean house 'because our babies will need good hygiene'. When I said 'our babies?', she cried on the floor for another 2 hours"
Bill: "Ikea girlfriend, huh?"
Bob: "Yup"
Bob: "Urgh...well, I 'went home' with her. I opened the front door & she started crying because my kitchen was dirty. Then she spent 3 hours cleaning it. Then she gave me a lecture on keeping a clean house 'because our babies will need good hygiene'. When I said 'our babies?', she cried on the floor for another 2 hours"
Bill: "Ikea girlfriend, huh?"
Bob: "Yup"
by mung_bean November 17, 2015
by specialtiesguru March 25, 2013
When somebody provides useless input to a conversation. Ie something unrelated or without adding value.
by citsreal May 25, 2021
The devils work. Incredibly difficult to pronounce AND put together. Only couples who want to break up will try to build IKEA furniture together.
Man: "I tried building a apelviken once, me and my girlfriend broke up because of it"
Woman: "what the hell is an apelviken?"
Man: "IKEA furniture"
Woman: "what the hell is an apelviken?"
Man: "IKEA furniture"
by TheBlanket August 15, 2015
Yogesh's new house that looks like IKEA was shut down by the county cuz it was gonna crush Ari's greenhouse and break his dad's metal sculptures. Guy building house is definitely hitting on my mom and he's gross cuz he's bald and small chode.
by Ouagadougou May 8, 2019
'ikea (i know everything about) mentality' can be used as a phrase expression about a person with supercilliary attitude, belittling others. one who always thinks, s/he knows more than other people.
one my friend once told me they have a co-worker, very histaminic and does't have respect for others and she thinks nobody equals her amongst us, and we all feel really bad. i advised him, just ignore her IKEA MENTALITY.
by ABUUSA October 31, 2011
"I love chair asdffjkgtnhjmk,ljhk they are so epic and hot, dair is so pretentious and boooooooring!!11!!1!"
"you must be an ikea stan *facepalm*"
"you must be an ikea stan *facepalm*"
by whyamIhere June 21, 2012