hypocrite

A Hypocrite is one of these:
1) One who professes something then does not carry it out.
2) One who carries out something he professes against.
3) A chav.

Hypocrites:
1) "Always make sure the safety button is... AAAAARGGH!DAMMIT!!!"
2) "Dont do bittorrent, kids!" (later on) "Come on! Damn peers gimme more speed!"
3) Chav: "Nobb-ed!" Human Being: "How Ironic..."

by Cpl. G1bl3t15m December 25, 2007

Hypocrite

A person who professes beliefs and opinions that he/she/heshe does not hold in order to conceal his or her real feelings or motives.

I hate Racism, and Black People...
And Hypocrites.

by Themassifbath July 17, 2009

hypocritic

a hypocritical-critic.

someone who critizes another but they do/are the same as the person their critising.

The church minister displayed open-hatred views toward gays, but behind doors he was gay, what a hypocritic.

by appkey January 5, 2007

hypocrites

President George W. Bush

Bush:
Abortions? No, no, remember that thingy "thou shall not kill"
But war? Hell yeah!

3000 dead and counting Mr. Bush

President Bush: The hypocrites love him

by Oo Sol oO December 9, 2008

hypacrite

The Internet douchebag way to spell hypocrite.

"Dude, that chick is such a hypacrite."
"Dude, you are so not smart."

by Gryph March 23, 2006

hypocrite

someone who preaches one thing then turns around and finds themselves doing the exact same thing. someone who is insecure and conforms to society's values just to be like the others.

by whitney April 28, 2003

Hypocriticusjerkenvodum

Hypocriticusjerkenvodum is the fear of doughnuts

by Anonymous April 16, 2003