chocolate hostage

Feces, Crap, Poo, Excrement

Time to go release the chocolate hostage.

by jimbo March 9, 2003

release the chocolate hostages

to poop. especially in the woods.

release the chocolate hostages! Now!

by ma jones May 17, 2004

hostage

The sound a mobile phone makes while ringing when it has been set to vibrate. An unintentional side effect of not taking the phone out of silent mode, it's reminiscent of the "mmm-mmm-mmm" sound a bound and gagged hostage makes in a movie when trying to get attention from a rescue squad.

Dude, your phone has been ringing nonstop - doing the hostage on the table while you were off dropping that deuce.

by PRH December 24, 2008

hontas

A womans vag. Also known as an axe wound, beaver, cooter, clam, box, muff, slit, snatch, or many other terms.

Did you see that sexy indian girl? God I wanna poke some hontas.

by Skiz January 2, 2005

hotate

The act of switching hos.

Guy 1: Dude, Shawna's pussy is getting pretty loose lately.
Guy 2: Must be time to hotate.

by Spence Freakster January 11, 2008

Holding your sausage hostage

Roughing up the witness.
A date with Rosy Palm and her five sisters.
Washing the goose's neck.

by Anonymous September 27, 2003

Phone Hostage

When you are talking to someone on the phone and are hinting that you want to end the conversation, but you can't end the call because you don't want to talk to them or they will get all mad.

My mom/girlfriend/random girl kept me on the phone for 47 minutes today, and i couldn't hang up. I was a phone hostage!!

by Don't want to talk god dammit July 16, 2010