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Job Hopper

A person that cannot, or chooses not to keep any job for a long time.

They are the type that is either too lazy to work properly, so always get the sack, or the type that expects a utopia in a job, with perfect, polite people, easy work and a nice boss.

They look in papers and on websites every weekend for jobs and don't get a degree in anything because they don't know what they want to do or they will give it up when they find the work is too hard.

They often have long resumes and not very many refrences. Being a job hopper gets harder as you go through more jobs and your resume gets longer.
John: My mum works at the cat food factory
Frank: Doesn't she work at the pool?
John: that was 2 weeks ago.
Frank: no, the soap shop?
John: she left 3 days ago.

John's mum is a job hopper
Job Hopper by MelWasHere March 9, 2009

Fence Hopper 

A word for a girl who hops fences from one guys house to another sleeping with every single one of them.
Tyrell: Wow, that slut is such a fence hopper
Shanice: I know, she sleeps with everyone
Tyrell: I was talking about you
Fence Hopper by superslu123 November 2, 2009

clit hopper 

Hopping from one womans clit to the next in any kind of chat rooms
Dev is such a clit hopper with the women in chat. :x
clit hopper by Evil Phreak February 17, 2008

CREW HOPPER 

A Hip Hop dancer/Breaker who joins another crew because for personal gain or because because they think another crew is better.
I thought you was my homie and had my back, but you're just a fake crew hopper
CREW HOPPER by just lil old me January 6, 2013

Girl Hopper 

A guy who starts flirting with a girl immediately after a relationship he recently was in.
Wow, he just broke up with a girl and is already flirting with another...

Wow, what a girl hopper...
Girl Hopper by ohNaasty January 1, 2012

friend hopper 

In order to describe a person who "hops" around from friend to friend or clique to clique, and only acts as a friend when he/she is in need of a favor, or else he/she is never heard from.
Man that Erik is such a friend hopper, the only reason he was hanging out with me was so I would help him study for the exam.
friend hopper by Thomas Jahn November 13, 2007