camels hoof

A shape that develops around the genital area on womens trousers when they are too tight.
Usually fat women in ski pants. Urrgh!

Also known as camel toe.

by ming April 23, 2003

woof hoof

A massive veiny erection that can be seen through a mans sweat pants when not wearing underwear.

I saw a man with a woof hoof walking out of the gym the other day.

by Tittyslapper69 May 2, 2017

wildabeast hoof

A wildabeast hoof is a scary camel toe. It's a sloppy, beastley, gianormous women's version of a camel toe.

"I was in spinning class and i realized the woman with the sweaty wildabeast hoof next to me, forgot to wipe off her seat. NASTY!!!!"

by Shannon and Laurie October 17, 2007

elephant hoof

when fat hoes have cameltoe so bad they out class moose knuckle

man look over there she got that cameltoe na man look over there she got that moose knuckle damn look she got elephant hoof

by blackiswhitechocalte October 27, 2013

alpaca hoof

The equivalent to a camel toe as observed from the rear.

Dude, check out that beotch's nasty alpaca hoof. I thought she had a huge camel toe until I realized I was looking at her ass.

by Tittsmcgee May 28, 2017

Hoof Job

Getting jerked off by a sheep. It can also refer to the act of being jerked off by a club-handed woman

Danno loves to love sheep and dreams of receiving a hoof job one day

by robjohn105 February 18, 2008

deer hoof

The bruised outside ring of an anus after intense anal intercourse or other such regional trauma. It is also a band.

The guy on this video has some wicked deer hoof going on.

by Char H January 11, 2006