hairy hoof 

An extremely large and visible camel toe that looks like it runs from the asshole to the belly button, this is exagerated by offensively tight trousers whilst sitting in an unlady like manner!!!

Whoa tie down the edibles here comes simo wi they leggings again that hairy hoofs goni eat us oot o hoose n hame!!

hairy hoof by methilmings November 24, 2011

Browny Hoof 

In a ball game where one player just hits the ball and hopes for the best. No thought or direction is put into it.

John: "Pass it here Pete!...or just browny hoof it that works too"

Browny Hoof by Stotty575 February 15, 2010

horses hoof 

rhyming slang for a 'poof' or homosexual man

person one: look at that shore boy over there, he looks like a horses hoof with his little pink shirt and yellow hotpants
person two: you know it!

horses hoof by shanos August 6, 2006

bro hoof 

A phrase/action preformed by "My little pony: friendship is magic" fans. It is the pony equivocalness to a "fist pump" or "bro fist"

Dude, I just got My little pony on dvd!
No way!?!?
*bro hoof*

bro hoof by Jaxpowers February 4, 2012

under the hoof 

1) To be so physically unattractive as to resemble someone whose face has been trampled and repeatedly stomped on by a horse.

2) To have a face that visually mirrors the excrement and mud slop found under and between a horse's/mule's hoof.

Jim: Wow, that Ariel is so under the hoof!

Me: Well, that's the main reason poor dude can't get a date.

under the hoof by DirtiDimitri February 19, 2011

iron hoof 

Cockney rhyming slang for poof (homosexual). Typically as with most rhyming slang only the first word is used in conversation.

"Elton John was married!! But he's an iron hoof!"

"Look at the state of that iron!"

iron hoof by NZBB June 22, 2009

ox-hoof 

A fat woman's camel toe.

Yo, check out that lady's ox-hoof.

Nasty dude, that chick's got an ox-hoof.

ox-hoof by JGR lll September 27, 2008