Honker

That guy who laughs about everything in the whitest way possible.

I can’t fucking stand Larry, he laughs like a dying seal, honker.

by NicTheLodian July 5, 2018

Honkers

Big bouncy thingys men like to look at/touch 24/7

"Oml look at those massive fucking honkers"

by NotAFriendTotally December 30, 2021

Holy Honkers

A common expression to value a person's breasts. "Wow", or holy smokes plus boob.

Holy Honkers that rizz is insane.

by ferardrayhot April 18, 2023

Honker

A big ass pinch of Dip

Bill: Do you see that hick over there
Jake: yeah he has the big honker in

by IcePulsar November 27, 2020

Honkers

Breasts, boobs, tits, boobies

Yo girl lemme see them honkers!
She got some huge honkers

by imgayyyyyy November 1, 2022

Massive honkers

Boobies, massive fucking titties, super stuffed up milkies, hunger bonger doinky boinky, fabric stretching wind flapping gravity welling sex mounds, super duper ultra hyper goddamm mother fucking mega milkies.

Oh, you mean these? My Boobies, my massive fucking titties, my super stuffed up milkies, my hunger bonger doinky boinky, my fabric stretching wind flapping gravity welling sex mounds, mu super duper ultra hyper goddamm mother fucking mega milkies, my Massive honkers?

by The only arsonist January 31, 2024

Honkers

An alcoholic mixture of Heineken and Monster Nitro, a substitute for when you don't have Guinness

"man, don't you just love honkers?"
"like...tits?"
"nah, the drink bro"

by Lovivinden August 19, 2024