Hitlering

The act of picking one's own ass and smearing the poop on another's upper lip, giving them the appearance of a Hitler mustache

Jim: You'll never guess what I did last night!

Bob: What?

Jim: You know Bill? When he was sleeping last night, I hitlered him!

Bob: What's hitlering?

(enter Bill)

Bill: What are you guys talking about? And why does the room smell like ass?

Jim:*chuckles*

by Vitamins&STDs November 21, 2009

hitler

The act of stick one's finger up his or her ass and smudging crap under a sleeping friend's nose, thereby giving them a "Hitler Mustache"

Jimmy passed out, so I gave him a Hitler. Now when he wakes up, he'll wonder why everything smells like doo-doo-butter.

by Shpatterick August 1, 2006

Hitler

hitler is a cool ass dude who killed jews and made an army

guy 1: dude hitler is so fucking cool he’s my nigga
guy 2: wtf hitler killed Jews you retard

by Yxung_Drxp January 8, 2021

Hitler

Seggzy asf, a really misunderstood man who got rejected from art school that for SOME REASON the world seems to hate, sexy mustache model of Germany

Hitler was hot.

Yes he was

by No your pseudonym November 17, 2021

Hitler

Mostly a mother figure to Churchill and Mussolini. Angry moustache model of the 1930s and 1940s. Heinrich was his g.

Heinrich: HEIL HITLER

by Überraschung March 16, 2022

HItler

My grandpa

I have a great Hitler, me too!

by The oppisite of Reddy weddy December 12, 2022

hitler

the man the myth the legend hitler james crawford he has a record holding 6.3 million confirmed kills he could have ruled in fortnite but nobody could kill him so he killed himself.

we love hitler

by colin.jit.whipback November 14, 2021