A marriage beteen an opposite-sex couple; the traditional union in Abrahamic religions.
Her beliefs only allow for a heterosexual marriage
by tory borty December 15, 2012
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Type: Adjective

Describing and/or pertaining to something or someone being insultingly gay.

Also used as anti-h.
"Dang, did you see him, he was carrying a purse."

"Yeah, that's seriously anti-heterosexual."

"Man, that joke was anti-h."
by prankmaster July 28, 2005
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Flaming heterosexual: 1. a person who communicates their preference for heterosexual sex often. 2. a person who tries to fulfill stereotypes of their sex's gender. 3. toxic masculinity 4. a homosexual trying to convince himself how straight he is through machismo 5. a violent, bigoted, right wing, veteran, rapey, dude with a beard.
The bearded fat guy at the union meeting talked about football all evening but when he said his dream was to open a automotive repair shop I told him to just stop being such a flaming heterosexual and sit somewhere else.
by справжнє May 31, 2019
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a mistake; not normal; too common; avoid at all costs; disgusting
girl 1: look at those heterosexual men
girl 2: eww
by manhater111111111 October 13, 2022
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A wimpy, straight man with a minuscule dick. They enjoy snacking on soy products, and their vegan moms fed them soy milk instead of breast feeding. They tend to have very low testosterone levels, and they lack protein due to their almost guaranteed veganistic behavior. These soy boys' favorite activity is virtue signaling, which they do by showing up at Gay Pride parades, and molesting the actual gay people. Due to their feminine ways, these "men" are never partnered with decent females. Instead, they like extreme feminist women who don't expect any manly behavior. Due to this defying nature and biology, these relationships never last. Gay Heterosexuals tend to populate the large American cities, including New York, Miami, Los Angeles, and especially San Fransisco, where these hoards are plentiful. During intercourse with these wimps, a woman may require that a "toy" is used, since the man's penis is usually not long enough to penetrate the vagina. It's unusual that sperm can be produced by Gay Heterosexuals, due to the high estrogen/low testosterone levels, so population decrease has been present in recent years. It is believed that in the near future, they may be extinct.
Diet: carrots, almonds, soy milk, bran flakes, and bamboo
Age: 18-30
Gender: well gender could mean many things
IQ: 20-40
Dick Length: 0.1-1inch in erect form
Hobby: screaming and crying about changing the word
That Gay Heterosexual didn't even grunt once when I slept with him.
Gay heterosexuals have been banished from most parts of Texas.
by Naggot Figger August 23, 2019
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A Heterosexual Hater is someone who is in the closet and wont admit to having sex behind closed doors with someone of the same sex.
The world has been contaminated by heterosexual haters who think they do no wrong.
by Master Jen November 7, 2006
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No youre not.
“I’m heterosexual”
“we just fucked?”
“and?”
“we’re both guys”
fuck
by TheGreatAlfini September 12, 2020
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