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Anus Hemingway

A person who farts very expressivley.
A literate bystander may pick up on the farts hidden meanings, metaphors and symbolism. A complex fart may raise questions about the nature of life, religious matters and other deep shit.
PFFRFRRFPPPFPFffffffff "Dude, you pulled a real Anus Hemingway there.

"Mom, look" Pfppfpppprrrrrppffffffffpfprrrfff
"Alright, off to bed now, Anus Hemingway!"
by arsebum October 17, 2009
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hemming

My hemming was so warm and sticky, I threw up!
by jaced mascoli January 10, 2008
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Hemminger

A morbidly obese and hairy man who craves bacon and encased meats. They are typically found near music venues drinking craft beer.
Also known to be extremely lazy and termed as a "Bear" in the homosexual community.
I need to clean up. I feel like a Hemminger.
by Sir Balti February 18, 2011
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Blonde Herring

1. A blonde woman who seems to be very attractive from behind or at a distance, but after turning around she is actually very ugly.Usually happens in clubs when you are very drunk.

2. A very unusual fish.
1. (2 Blokes in a club)

Bloke 1: "Fucking hell look at that blonde over there i'd love to give her one mate".

Bloke 2: "You're not the only one mate i wanna bend her over that table over there".

(At this point the blonde woman turns around and she looks about 50 and has black teeth)

Bloke 1: "Jesus christ she looks worse than your mother!".

2. (Two blokes on a fishing trip, one has just caught a fish)

Bloke 1: "What the fuck is THAT!? It's got yellow hair!".

Bloke 2: "It's a blonde herring isn't it you stupid wanker".
by D Bro September 14, 2008
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Hermting

Hermting is a way of describing a really sexy girl and a sort of take on the way you cough to get attention by going 'ahem'. So basically saying you would like to get her attention.
"That girl is a HERMTING, get me"
by 8nGirliiiees<3 March 25, 2009
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Hemingword

Any number of potential new words, coined out of necessity, purpose, or personal amusement... and done so in the same vein as Ernest Hemingway.
Don’t be spooked by the same old and tired lexicon; sure, it’ll takes some cojones, but you can write it so much better using your own Hemingwords,,, after all,, it’s your name on the by-line.
by CLAYBOY February 7, 2019
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Luke Hemmings

Luke Hemmings. Does not know who he is. Is not 6'4 he is 6'2 at best. Is currently in a relationship with his dog Petunia. Also thinks this dad joke is the best dad joke ever told by Ashton Irwin, "What do you call a man with a rubber toe...Roberto."
" Hi we're 5 seconds of SummER, SummA... Hey we're 5 Seconds of SummA, and these are our dad jokes, I dOnT kNoW wHo I aM!" ~Luke Hemmings
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