A person who farts very expressivley.
A literate bystander may pick up on the farts hidden meanings, metaphors and symbolism. A complex fart may raise questions about the nature of life, religious matters and other deep shit.
A literate bystander may pick up on the farts hidden meanings, metaphors and symbolism. A complex fart may raise questions about the nature of life, religious matters and other deep shit.
PFFRFRRFPPPFPFffffffff "Dude, you pulled a real Anus Hemingway there.
"Mom, look" Pfppfpppprrrrrppffffffffpfprrrfff
"Alright, off to bed now, Anus Hemingway!"
"Mom, look" Pfppfpppprrrrrppffffffffpfprrrfff
"Alright, off to bed now, Anus Hemingway!"
by arsebum October 17, 2009
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A morbidly obese and hairy man who craves bacon and encased meats. They are typically found near music venues drinking craft beer.
Also known to be extremely lazy and termed as a "Bear" in the homosexual community.
Also known to be extremely lazy and termed as a "Bear" in the homosexual community.
by Sir Balti February 18, 2011
Get the Hemminger mug.1. A blonde woman who seems to be very attractive from behind or at a distance, but after turning around she is actually very ugly.Usually happens in clubs when you are very drunk.
2. A very unusual fish.
2. A very unusual fish.
1. (2 Blokes in a club)
Bloke 1: "Fucking hell look at that blonde over there i'd love to give her one mate".
Bloke 2: "You're not the only one mate i wanna bend her over that table over there".
(At this point the blonde woman turns around and she looks about 50 and has black teeth)
Bloke 1: "Jesus christ she looks worse than your mother!".
2. (Two blokes on a fishing trip, one has just caught a fish)
Bloke 1: "What the fuck is THAT!? It's got yellow hair!".
Bloke 2: "It's a blonde herring isn't it you stupid wanker".
Bloke 1: "Fucking hell look at that blonde over there i'd love to give her one mate".
Bloke 2: "You're not the only one mate i wanna bend her over that table over there".
(At this point the blonde woman turns around and she looks about 50 and has black teeth)
Bloke 1: "Jesus christ she looks worse than your mother!".
2. (Two blokes on a fishing trip, one has just caught a fish)
Bloke 1: "What the fuck is THAT!? It's got yellow hair!".
Bloke 2: "It's a blonde herring isn't it you stupid wanker".
by D Bro September 14, 2008
Get the Blonde Herring mug.Hermting is a way of describing a really sexy girl and a sort of take on the way you cough to get attention by going 'ahem'. So basically saying you would like to get her attention.
by 8nGirliiiees<3 March 25, 2009
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Don’t be spooked by the same old and tired lexicon; sure, it’ll takes some cojones, but you can write it so much better using your own Hemingwords,,, after all,, it’s your name on the by-line.
by CLAYBOY February 7, 2019
Get the Hemingword mug.Luke Hemmings. Does not know who he is. Is not 6'4 he is 6'2 at best. Is currently in a relationship with his dog Petunia. Also thinks this dad joke is the best dad joke ever told by Ashton Irwin, "What do you call a man with a rubber toe...Roberto."
" Hi we're 5 seconds of SummER, SummA... Hey we're 5 Seconds of SummA, and these are our dad jokes, I dOnT kNoW wHo I aM!" ~Luke Hemmings
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