A Herbert

A creep who befriends women as a male friend usually at work constantly being a shoulder for them to lean on until one has an argument with their boyfriend or husband and the Herbert gets in there and scores a lay.

My girlfriend has a Herbert at work, he is constantly sticking up for her and putting me down, trying to get into her pants.

In every relationship breakup there is usually a Herbert lurking somewhere on the scene.

I'm gonna break that Herberts nose if I find him ever gets with my girlfriend

by Mick Ryan September 18, 2014

matt herbert

A extremely hot guy that goes to knox and i wish he would date me... And if there is a matt herbert at your school he is also known for his large penis

Did you see matt herbert yesterday?
Yup he was looking fine

by Eleleiajshslea February 9, 2014

Dirty Herbert

When a man keeps his neighbors pants and fights Germans in them

I had a dirty Herbert with the bloke next door

by Rowena 3 June 8, 2019

Julius Herbert

Doctor J.

This guy in my math class from Denver, but stuck in Tacoma. A fellow Colorado four corners/Colorado native.

Dr. J and Travis give Mr. Long hell in 4th period.

by Grimm_Demize October 28, 2003

Ur uncle herbert

that one uncle who gets so drunk he either passes out, or tries to kill you by running you over, also hes usually a trump supporter

Person 1: dude ur uncle herbert just tried to run me over with his truck
person 2: yea he always does that, that trump supporter

by thatonepedophile420_69 November 30, 2020

Mr P Herbert

59 and still a fuck boy

Oi Mr P Herbert come here you fuck boy

by Mr P Herbert October 12, 2020

Oli Herbert

The act of having a very awesome beard. As shown from all that remains' lead guitarist for which it is named.

Person 1: Jeremy's pulling an Oli Herbert.
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Yeah it's been 2 years sense he shaved.

by Major Shmoopy October 23, 2010