kitten heel

A kitten heel is a stiletto heel of less than 2 inches in height; some are as low as 1.25 inches. They were introduced in the late 1950s as formal fashion attire for young adolescent teenage girls as higher heels would have been considered unseemly for girls as young as 13 because of the sexual connotations (something that does not seem to worry shoe manufacturers or the parents of some early teenagers and even tweenager girls today!). They were sometimes referred to as "trainer heels" in the USA indicating their use in getting young girls used to wearing high heels. However by the early 1960s they became fashionable for older teenagers and eventually for women of all ages until the demise of the stiletto heel in the late 1960s. They emerged again in the 1980s and have become once again fashionable since 2003.

They are classified as Stilettos and despite their lack of height are generally classified as 'high heels' and 'fuck me pumps' because of their sex appeal; particularly when teamed with a sharp pointed toe. This is an anomaly because a shoe or pump with regular wide heels of 1.5 inches high would be considered a 'flat shoe' and generally devoid of sex appeal; it is the addition of a stiletto heel, however short, that turns it into a sexual accessory.

“As he was looking in the shop window, the unmistakeable click clicking of multi stiletto heels on the cool marble floors reached his ears, echoing around the mall and his mind turned to pleasurable thoughts of who might be wearing them as the sound got louder and louder. How many were there, two.. three.. perhaps four? He felt his manhood stir and judging them almost behind him he turned to look at the stiletto clad beauties that his mind had conjured up only to find himself looking into the eyes of three kitten heeled girls of about 13! He blushed deep red in embarrassment at his mistake and turned away feeling foolish as the now giggling girls clicked and clattered off in their precocious footwear!”

by Mike Martlet June 24, 2006

Hello Newman

What Jerry Seinfeld says to his neighbor.

Newman is pure evil.

by yadayadayada April 22, 2005

Fuck Me Heels

Stiletto shoes, often very strappy or with cutaways. They are high, attention grabbing, and damn sexy with the caveat of being worn attract attention.

Hey Susie! I'll meet you at the bar tonight. I'm totally ready for some action - I've got on my red fuck me heels!

by YankeeSkank July 29, 2011

shit heel

This is an old term dating back at least 100 years. My grandmother from Eastern Texas used it quite often to describe an uncouth person. I believe it refers to persons who probably didn't have an out-house or toilet, then when they dropped their pants and stooped down to evacuate their bowels, they would sometime hit the back of their shoes or boots. Of course, they probably just as often hit their pants.

That LeeRoy is a real shit heel.

by meatloaf66 September 22, 2009

Heelys

Sport shoes that have wheels housed in the heel that allow you to walk, run, and roll at any given moment.

I enjoy riding Heelys.

by Dalya March 25, 2003

Heels over head

To be so in love with someone, that head over heels is not enough. You are crazy in love. You are literally and figuratively upside down in love, hence "heels over head." Crazy awesome love.

Bernard loves Harriet so much that he is "heels over head."

by Bill Brasky 913 February 14, 2010

Head over heels

An illness caused by sudden onset of feels, specifically the Ls. Symptoms include butterflies, daydreaming, lightheadedness, and growing attachment to the individual responsible for this illness. More often than not, it sneaks up on the individual. Symptoms increase when both individuals share the same illness.

I feel funny.
Dude, I think you're head over heels from this chick!

by L M B December 4, 2014