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Hashtag Mom

A suburban mom who spends 99% of her life on instagram hash tagging the shit out of every fucking thing on her posts, singlehandedly responsible for making hashtags not cool anymore. 100% of a hashtag mom's hashtags actually don't link to a single other thing. Before he died, Stephen Hawking may have predicted that the demise of instagram would come as a result of hashtag moms annoying the fuck out of all the other users. #suburbanmom #whohashtagseverything #inherinstagramposts #tryingtobecool #notcoolitsannoying #annoyingaf #idontgiveashitaboutyourkidshalloweenparty
Dave: OMG what the fuck is with Kayla, she posted on instagram about going to the pumpkin patch with her kids preschool class and she put about 5 lines of hashtags on it. How annoying!
Anthony Weiner: What an annoying hashtag mom. I'm gonna unfollow her as soon as I finish posting these dick pics.
by RATTnroll August 21, 2019
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Hashtaghfirullah

Act of seeking attention from social media algorithm.
Hashtaghfirullah i hope i get appreciated.
by Hashvick August 4, 2020
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hashtagging it up

To excessively adorn tweets with the hash tag symbol "#" to spread annoyance and effeminacy throughout the internet.
Yeah Katherine was cool until she started hashtagging it up.
by BigManinCommunityCollege January 12, 2012
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hashfag

a person who commits the crime of hashfaggery or hashfaggotry by annoying others with their use or incorrect use of hashtags
a hashfag's facebook status: I got so much done today! #productive
comment on said status: hashtags don't work here! gtfo
by bellethebeast June 15, 2013
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hashtag

1) (v) to attract, through social media, attention to political issues so important to you that you are ready to go on a crusade in order to defend said issues.

2) (n): something that, prior to the advent of the social media phenomenon, was known as a 'pound key') on your phone.
I am going to hashtag ''Mitt Romney for president'', and no i won't press the hashtag-pound key- on my phone, because it doesn't serve any purpose.
by Sexydimma October 11, 2014
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Hashtag

When hash smokers get a quote on the price of the amount of hash they're buying from the dealer. it is written on a little tag, much like a price tag and is found at the pickup spot.
yo man I get the hashtag lastnight behind the BigD. this mofo is asking 200 big ones for a teenth
by Swaggdady March 5, 2013
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HashRash

Also referred to as #Rash, an all too common twitter affliction of the over use of hashtags.
A major cause of HashRash is politics, resulting in tweets that say nothing but "#TCOT #TPOT #Porkulus #Stimulus #Congress #Teabagging #Teaparty #Fixednews #NObama #Iran #Pakistan"
by Atombrahms June 27, 2009
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