A suburban mom who spends 99% of her life on instagram hash tagging the shit out of every fucking thing on her posts, singlehandedly responsible for making hashtags not cool anymore. 100% of a hashtag mom's hashtags actually don't link to a single other thing. Before he died, Stephen Hawking may have predicted that the demise of instagram would come as a result of hashtag moms annoying the fuck out of all the other users. #suburbanmom #whohashtagseverything #inherinstagramposts #tryingtobecool #notcoolitsannoying #annoyingaf #idontgiveashitaboutyourkidshalloweenparty
Dave: OMG what the fuck is with Kayla, she posted on instagram about going to the pumpkin patch with her kids preschool class and she put about 5 lines of hashtags on it. How annoying!
Anthony Weiner: What an annoying hashtag mom. I'm gonna unfollow her as soon as I finish posting these dick pics.
Anthony Weiner: What an annoying hashtag mom. I'm gonna unfollow her as soon as I finish posting these dick pics.
by RATTnroll August 21, 2019
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To excessively adorn tweets with the hash tag symbol "#" to spread annoyance and effeminacy throughout the internet.
by BigManinCommunityCollege January 12, 2012
Get the hashtagging it up mug.a person who commits the crime of hashfaggery or hashfaggotry by annoying others with their use or incorrect use of hashtags
a hashfag's facebook status: I got so much done today! #productive
comment on said status: hashtags don't work here! gtfo
comment on said status: hashtags don't work here! gtfo
by bellethebeast June 15, 2013
Get the hashfag mug.1) (v) to attract, through social media, attention to political issues so important to you that you are ready to go on a crusade in order to defend said issues.
2) (n): something that, prior to the advent of the social media phenomenon, was known as a 'pound key') on your phone.
2) (n): something that, prior to the advent of the social media phenomenon, was known as a 'pound key') on your phone.
I am going to hashtag ''Mitt Romney for president'', and no i won't press the hashtag-pound key- on my phone, because it doesn't serve any purpose.
by Sexydimma October 11, 2014
Get the hashtag mug.When hash smokers get a quote on the price of the amount of hash they're buying from the dealer. it is written on a little tag, much like a price tag and is found at the pickup spot.
by Swaggdady March 5, 2013
Get the Hashtag mug.A major cause of HashRash is politics, resulting in tweets that say nothing but "#TCOT #TPOT #Porkulus #Stimulus #Congress #Teabagging #Teaparty #Fixednews #NObama #Iran #Pakistan"
by Atombrahms June 27, 2009
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