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Hardening of the sharteries

When the scene of a shart is left unattended over an extended period of time the sharticles, or particles of shart begin to harden due atmospheric exposure.

This results in the shart forming a thin crusty lining in the jocks which although uncomfortable, is sometimes preferable to admitting to having performed the initial shart in the first place.
"I knew I should have changed after that shart. Now I've got hardening of the sharteries."

"Madeline is walking a bit gingerly today, maybe she's got hardening of the sharteries..."
by turdmeister July 13, 2009
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handee hugo

Is a sexual act in which one person throws up on another during intercourse.
Milton told me that he pulled a handee hugo on a girl from the bar last night.
by TheUnthinkables May 21, 2011
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Hardesh

He is superior to you in every way.Girls get scared of his overwhelming power.Everyone around him is just a chutiya compared to him,has 12 pac abs,his aukath is bigger than Mount Everest.
Person 1:abbe this hardesh is such a chutiya
Hardesh:aukath mein re thu varna maar fungal Saale shudiye
by Varshit Stan November 23, 2021
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Harder Daddy

What you shout when your having sex and you want him to go deeper and harder.
Harder daddy! Harder! Yeah right there! Make me cum!!!
by baddiecakes February 22, 2022
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Harlee

Harlee is a, well bitch...but she needs to be in everybody's life because she makes their life entertaining. She will help friends an family through a lot although she can be snobby at times. Althought she maybe be stupid at times she always figures out why she was wrong in those case senario.
by hadaro January 18, 2017
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hardees

a place that never has customers
WOW! Hardees acually has a customer today.
by frankdabarborvegan October 23, 2003
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Cry harder

(verb) usu., issued as a command:

A phrase typically directed at one loudly complaining about their First World Problems.
"But I wanted a WHITE iPhone for Christmas, dad!!!"
"You're bitching about the color, now? Cry harder, cupcake. You're 17 years old, and it's high time you look for a fuckin job. Be thankful I got your leeching ass anything at all."
by Katanamaru August 4, 2019
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