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1.Goings on or Happenings

"Whats the haps on the craps?"

by DDarko April 22, 2003

whore hoops

large hoop earrings worn by girls who are in fact whores

She's got the whore hoops you know what that means

by Wilderhouse April 28, 2006

Hampster diving

When a person shoves the end of an empty papertowel roll up his/her anus then inserting a rodent of choice into the tube and setting the exposed end on fire so rhat the rodent will be forced to crawl into the anal cavity

Richard gere went to the emergency room after a hampster diving experiment went all wrong

by Suka may korncob April 27, 2019

The New Hampshire Motto

This is a complicated advance maneuver and should be left for those above the age of 35 to prevent injury.

Things you will need include a man from NH ( this is very specific due to their upbringing) now the preferred female partner should be a doe eyed cutie from the Midwest.

Now after a lengthy foreplay session that involves lobster rolls and cheese balls from the dairy state its works best to bend the female partner over a messy kitchen counter. With one leg up and her face squarely in the left over’s proceed to doggie style. Just before the NH male climaxes he should take his little finger and slip it into her demure little pink pucker and yell just as he cums “LIVE FREE OR DIE” !!!!!!!!!

He invited his sexy new female dentist back to the house to explain the New Hampshire Motto.

by Pink Parts inspector May 12, 2009

harpsichord

A stringed keyboard instrument used in the Baroque period.

JS Bach wrote many pieces for the Harpsichord.

by carpo August 22, 2004

hapset

adj. feeling both happy and upset because of your confilicting perspectives/feelings on/about the same situation, event, incident, etc.

other forms: adj. happsetting

John: Hey, Alpha, did you hear about Mary’s promotion?

Alpha: Yeah, I did. I'm pretty hapset about it though. Mary’s my good friend and I’m happy for her and all, but I was counting on them choosing me over her.

by rhyvr0 September 8, 2009

hampsteads

London rhyming slang meaning "teeth". Hampstead Heath - Teeth.

I'm going down the dentists to get me hampsteads checked

by Kieran Macdonald Hall October 30, 2006