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dancing round handbags

Reminiscent of the 1980s discos, a group, usually females, placing their handbags on the floor in a disco and dancing round them in a circle waiting for something to happen, with no plan other to dance until something happens, or more likely someone askes them to dance.
It was the two hours since the meeting started and no progress had been made and the chairmen said we needed to stop dancing round handbags and make a decision.
by Jebelhasher May 9, 2022
mugGet the dancing round handbagsmug.

to empty my handbag

To open ones bowels, take a dump etc,
Eg Im just off to empty my handbag (and goes to toilet)
by Bunny Boiler September 26, 2006
mugGet the to empty my handbagmug.

your mom and a handbag

A comeback like your mom, but with the added phrase "and a hand bag."
joe: hey man what you doing tonight?
tom:your mom and a handbag
by copoc October 16, 2006
mugGet the your mom and a handbagmug.

gay as a handbag full of rainbows

Someone that far too heavily advertises the fact they are homosexual. Overly flamboyant.
"I love that guy. He's as gay as a handbag full of rainbows."
by Alex_2525 June 30, 2006
mugGet the gay as a handbag full of rainbowsmug.

Thora Hird's Magic Handbag

Slang term for Dimesmeric Antiphosphate, a narcotic frequently known as cake.
"Yo, booyashaka! Just scored a lid of Thora Hird's Magic Handbag! Sorted!"
by D F Stuckey April 13, 2004
mugGet the Thora Hird's Magic Handbagmug.

More chance of shitting in the queens handbag

There is a very slim possibility the task you would like to perform, will be completed satisfactory.
"Breeding Mongolian Traffic wardens with a hybrid Bagder to create a kung fu red blooded super race?!" -

"You got more chance of shitting in the queens handbag!"
by Professional Biscuit Thief December 10, 2009
mugGet the More chance of shitting in the queens handbagmug.

handbagitis

A severe itch to buy new season designer handbags, commonly experienced by stylish women, frequent in recurrence and only relieved by topical application of the latest handbag upon the affected person's shoulder.
Wife says to Husband: "It's just another seasonal outbreak of handbagitis dear...the good doctor recommended I buy a new designer handbag for immediate relief...so I did...with your fishing trip money!".
by Bag Addict September 15, 2010
mugGet the handbagitismug.

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