Turd Hammock

1. Shitty underwear. Underwear that has been spray farted into.

Did you hear Fish made another turd hammock today, he really laid it down.

by coopman27 March 22, 2009

poop hammock

When you place at least three ass gaskets on a toilet seat without ripping out the center to preparing the stage for your beautiful creation. You calmly shit and if done correctly the poop will just chill on top of the unripped centers of the ass gaskets like a person hanging out in a hammock. Sometimes this skill can be hard to accomplish.

person 1: "Hey man you wont believe what I just did in the bathroom!"
person 2: "What!?!"
person 1: "I successfuly created a poop hammock! I have been trying to do this for years! This is a day to remember!"
person 2: "Woah dude...im jealous! I still havent been able to aquire such a skill."

by chevygirl01957 December 14, 2010

Twat Hammock

A g-String that hammocks a females pretty bits. Quite similar to the banana hammock, except its for a twat.

"Jesus Mikey she had a well smelly twat hammock"
"Sarah have you seen my new twat hammock?"
"Dear Santa, All i want for Christmas is a new silk Twat Hammock"

by Ross Dynamic June 17, 2008

Banana hamock

Bathing suit that is so small you can see the dick

That man is wearing one fine banana hamock.

by studude January 16, 2009

hemlock

a godly like plant. when combined with doodee and filament in a summoning tribute it can create an amazingly horrific monster that is both deadly and attractive. the plant of a scumbag. it can also be used to kill yourself at times of depression.

Wow John is so depressed, he should really take some Hemlock and kill himself.

by cornbread21321 March 20, 2007

hammock sex

Two people involved in sexual intercourse in a hammock. (Hammock) chairs are ideal for accomplising this feat for both pleasure and comfort.

The best pleasure I ever had was hammock sex from the honeymoon hammock.

by Travs November 19, 2007

Panty Hammock

When a girl is so drunk she passes out on the toilet with her head cradled in the crotch of her panties.

My friend Amber was so drunk last night I found her in the bathroom with her head between her legs passed out in her Panty Hammock.

by Jalopylips February 28, 2011